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Funny Nude Poems

These Funny Nude poems are examples of Nude poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Nude Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Backyard Betrayal
Backyard Betrayal

Mr. and Mrs. McLude
Laid out each day in the nude
A drone hovered by
“I’m cold!” the man cried.
Embarrassed, his wife yelled, “How rude!”
























Date: 02/01/2022
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Categories: nude, betrayal, confidence, fun, funny,

Premium Member Nude On the Run
 NUDE ON THE RUN

It is a boring day at the beach.
See a nude with his laptop out of reach.
Singular of boars —
His laptop they...

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Categories: nude, funny,

Nude Beach
On a nude beach
     anyone wearing shorts
      becomes main
       ...

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Categories: nude, allusion,

Premium Member Giggles
It was well past midnight that night
A moon glittered through the window 
I was getting quite a bit older, 55
And most night sounds didn’t disturb...

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Categories: nude, cat, giggle, humor, humorous,

Nude Wrestling
Nude Wrestling
After having a few beers.
I made my way to the bar.
I was so drunk the got happy when i read the sign out front.
Nude...

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Categories: nude, confusion, funny,

Not a Prude Nude
I'm not wearing that
It can't cover me enough
Nakedness divine...

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Categories: nude, funny

Nude On a Leopardskin Rug
She’s a nude on a rug made of skin 
Big and busty, inviting you in
With those come hither eyes
And her nutcracker thighs
Resistance would be such...

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Categories: nude, funny

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