Humorous Nothing Poems
These Humorous Nothing poems are examples of Nothing poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Nothing Humorous poems written by international poets.
Do Nothing~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Today is National Fig Newton Day and National “Do Nothing Day.” Who knew? To commemorate this special day, I created this Senryu. So, grab...
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nothing, humorous, introspection,
All About NothingA vacuum wanders down the stairs.
I tell some folk, but no one cares.
It staggers by without a thought.
I contemplate its being… not.
It vanishes, leaves...
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nothing, humorous, silly,
If I Had Nothing and My NothingI would love to see 'nothing'
Just a curious little thought,
For example
Imagine if I was given a wish
By God
I can ask for anything I want
So, I...
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nothing, humor,
nothing to sayI
I have
I have nothing
I have nothing left
I have nothing left to
I have nothing left to say
I have nothing left to say but
I have nothing...
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nothing, humorous, surreal, writing,
Nothing To Crow AboutMy neighbor owned a rooster on his lot
That woke me at four each dawn on the dot
...
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nothing, bird, humorous,
Ah Tis Nothing Greater ThanAh... tis nothing greater than...
malfunctioning heater
on that brisk winter day
recorded here as proof positive
regarding following reasonable rhyme.
While scrolling thru
poems crafted yesteryear,
I chanced to...
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nothing, 12th grade, angst, dark,
Nothing StuffingAt one time in my life,
I knew almost everything.
Though I was much younger then,
and quite full of stuffing.
Now as I view life,
Through a wiser man's...
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nothing, humorous,
We'Ve Nothing To Go OnOur public toilets have been locked
to stop people from stealing
The depths that some folk stoop to
is really quite revealing
They stole the toilet paper
from dispensers on...
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nothing, humorous,
About NothingThe emptiness of space is all about nothing,
or nothing from some thing must be something.
Beyond our limited senses and so much more,
faith, believe and fanatic...
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nothing, 12th grade, humorous, mystery,
About Nothing At AllGetting old is not what I want to do.
Has anyone found a way around it?
I've tried to figure it out, but I don't have a...
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nothing, dance, fun, humorous, memory,
Nothing Left To EatIt's a lovely quiet evening
Enjoying rhyme and reasoning
A mouse on a broom
Darts across the room
With all our cheese and seasoning
AP: Honorable Mention 2020
Posted on...
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nothing, food, funny, humorous, night,
Less Than Nothing
Les C. More back from the vay-cay holidays,
giving my poetry peeps
a look-see at an odd Klondike meet
He ain’t nothing but
small potatoes
Trying to live
big-talk lettuce large
His...
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nothing, adventure, character, fun, humorous,
Nothing But a SmileIf I was there with you,
I'd meet you at the door,
wearing nothing but a smile.
As our bodies embrace,
through the living room you'd chase,
all in good...
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nothing, allusion, cute love, desire,
The Tooth the Hole Tooth and Nothing But the Tooth - For Victor BuhagiarPoor Victor began to feel ill
When he heard the dentist’s loud drill
his knees began to shake
But he had bad toothache
So he sat in the chair...
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nothing, body, for him, humorous,
Money For NothingThis morning I received a letter
I’m rich beyond my wildest dreams
They assure me it isn’t a con trick
Or one of those ‘get rich quick’ schemes
A...
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Categories:
nothing, corruption, humorous, irony, money,