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Hockey Not What It Poems

These Hockey Not What It poems are examples of Not What It poems about Hockey. These are the best examples of Not What It Hockey poems written by international poets.


Premium Member To Be Or Not To Be
Would I be a man if I had the chance,
To grow hair in strange places and jump up and dance,
Whenever a touchdown is made for...

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© Judy Ball  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: not what it, funny, men, women,



Premium Member Please Do Not Ask Me
Please, do not ask me...

To pee in a cup!
Oh, that divine thrill an MD commands!
To have us pee in a cup~an experience so
far from thrilling,
Especially,...

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Categories: not what it, hockey, humor, humorous,

Windsurfing Whales
windswept windsurfing wallabies warbling whales wailing................................................................................

A pink fish travelling with a tea towel is neither in a rush or dirty. Gridlocked gorillas getting grapes gracefully...

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Categories: not what it, animal, autumn, beach, bible,

Baha Ok
A synchronised swan chime is very pleasant in a cool breeze but sampling an electric blanket supper is just not that amazing. Nor is it...

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Categories: not what it, adventure, africa, animal, appreciation,

Middle Aged Tennis Lesson
Thirty years since Mrs Meckin 

Said "Sian, who are y' markin'?"

on the hockey field


Wind chillin'

Legs freezin'

Knuckles reddenin'

Clutchin' the rubber handle of my Mum's
old hockey stick



Always...

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Categories: not what it, age, anxiety, body, life,



Metronome Moaning
A fistful of a metronome is an organic matter in a metro dome. Fish not a pirate ship and swim swim swim. Great isn't it....

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Categories: not what it, absence, anniversary, basketball,

I Am , I May, I Will
i will never ask you to,
say your sorry when your in a mood,
(cause we all get them)

i will never ask you to laugh at my...

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Categories: not what it, friendship, how i feel,

Vive Le Canada Libre
translation below

Vive le CANADA Libre
 
 
Toujours merveilleux
Toujours grand
Toujours libre
Terre de libertés
 
PKP, PKP, jamais ne volé mon pays
PKP, PKP, jamais ne volé mon pays

...

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Categories: not what it, funny, inspiration, patriotic, political,

Where Did He Go
Mother, where did he go, when I scored my first goal?
No one told me to expect honour roll.
Mother, where did he go, when I had...

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Categories: not what it, childhood, death, father, loss,

Premium Member To Be Or Not To Be
Would I be a man if I had the chance,
To grow hair in strange places and jump up and dance,
Whenever a touchdown is made for...

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© Judy Ball  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: not what it, funny, imagination, people, woman,

Blood Draped
It was coming up, the politics
like dirty sex
in tall Parthenium grass.

The panther was hiding on a steppingstone
watching the hot, field hockey
played with skulls of peers.

Mauled,...

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Categories: not what it, art

God Is the Dj
Hip-hop hooray !!!
GOD is the dj!!!!
what else can I say..he spins the needle of the record of my soul,
every other record gets old and cold...but...

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Categories: not what it, religionme, me,

My Passion
My passion is sports, always has been, always will be...

Be it, pro football, college football, baseball, college basketball, pro basketball,
hockey or soccer, I love it...

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Categories: not what it, passionlove, passion,

Untitled
They didn’t understand what I saw
They couldn’t see the deep passion, late at night in those baby blue eyes.
All they saw was a number and...

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Categories: not what it, faith, friendship, girlfriend-boyfriend, lost

Sixteen
Sixteen - A time where innocence shouldn't exist 
Parties, dancing, drinks and drama 
Devil horns and feathered wings 
Sleepless nights, Lazy afternoons 
School activities 
Greasy...

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Categories: not what it, family, friendship, girlfriend-boyfriend, happiness,


Book: Shattered Sighs