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Winter Nonsense Poems

These Winter Nonsense poems are examples of Nonsense poems about Winter. These are the best examples of Nonsense Winter poems written by international poets.


Premium Member If When How Where Who And Why?
Why do they say

you can't take money with you when you go?
So what do you do if you go out shopping?

The grass is 'always greener...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, confusion, crazy, funny, riddle,



Premium Member Giving Gifts
Giving gifts ~ required boxes are filled ...

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Categories: nonsense, christmas, december, family, friend,

Pumpkin Head Fred
There once was a man with a head
Like a pumpkin it was, and called Fred
How they laughed in the Spring
At the pumpkin head thing
Oh the...

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Categories: nonsense, character, halloween, hero, humor,

Premium Member Yowie, Wendigo To the Gym
Yeren for a long winter
when the abdominable
snowman just sasquatch
of his feet yeti
chowed down another
bigfoot long hotdog
...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, winter,

Premium Member There Was An Old Lady
There was an old lady
Who flew like a swallow.
She weight sixty pounds
‘Cuz her bones were hollow.
She flew through the air
Wherever she went.
She slept in a...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, nursery rhyme,



Premium Member Broken Glass
Broken Glass 

Bits of color...
washed up on the beach. 
Items that tell stories, 
about faraway places, 
new people, and old. 

Red like roses, fine wine...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, appreciation, cancer, creation, dance,

Conversation With the Park Shaman
A woodhacker rattles like wolf-jaws, 
A dog's appetite has just died 
There's blood in those graphite-green curtains 
Duck Islanders howl of a homicide. 
There's a...

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Categories: nonsense, animal, dark, february, green,

Crazy Weather
Asymptomatic
     on summer cold, winter heat
          climate paradox...

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Categories: allegory, allusion, metaphor, nonsense,

Ketchna
Where is Ketchna?
It is in orbit around some mother
Pass the ketchup please 

            ...

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Categories: nonsense, animal, children, fantasy, halloween,

Premium Member Neighborhood
The crazy neighbor down the street from me,  
always had her multi colored polka dotted curtains open for all to see.  
Music is...

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Categories: nonsense, crazy, dog, fun, giggle,

Premium Member Dreams Made of Twigs of Pain
A turbulent stream cascades on dry desert floor 
Foaming waters flow up the high dunes in spree 
Summer sun burns wasteland to green in the...

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Categories: analogy, nonsense, poetry,

Premium Member The Kitchen
The boiling pot,                      ...

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Categories: food, fun, humor, nonsense,

Premium Member Ink
Today I write just for you                                       ...

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Categories: nonsense, humor, inspiration, love, magic,

Premium Member Morality
Morality how are you
overdue with no clue 
run for your life 
and take no wife  
love how you answered  
in good standard ...

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Categories: humorous, life, nonsense, wife,

Premium Member I Ain'T Sick
Old Ellie’s Fred, he hated Docs. Thought ‘em  thick as two short planks.
Couldn’t pull up their very own socks. To all the lot, he...

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Categories: nonsense, crazy, fantasy, funny, giggle,


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