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Jesus Nonsense Poems

These Jesus Nonsense poems are examples of Nonsense poems about Jesus. These are the best examples of Nonsense Jesus poems written by international poets.


Dabble Dactyls
I have invented a nonce nonsense form: the "dabble dactyl." A dabble dactyl starts out like a double dactyl, but forgets the rules and changes...

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Categories: nonsense, giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous,



Premium Member Morose Christmas
Not everybody is having a safe and joyous Noël
Not all are enjoying a holy and holly jolly Christmas
Many people find themselves living in pure Hell
In...

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Categories: nonsense, betrayal, christmas, evil, hate,

Premium Member Giving Gifts
Giving gifts ~ required boxes are filled ...

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Categories: nonsense, christmas, december, family, friend,

Premium Member Morning News
Morning News
Always A Bummer
Miracle Man
5/11/2023

I awoke this morning and turned on the news,
and from opinionated people I see interviews.
More news of carjackings and shootings I...

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© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: how i feel, nonsense,

Eternity Just Fell
Why don’t you rage Siddhartha.
Rage.  Ah.  I suffer.
Jesus of Galilee, why don’t you fight back.
I. trust
Prince of the sands, prophets of the Sun
Peace...

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Categories: fate, god, nonsense, philosophy,



Premium Member Ode To Captain Maron Or Pirates Remember
Pirates Remember

In the days of old, 
the ships were bold, 
and went anywhere they pleased. 
They were men, 
hard men, real men...
released from the burdens...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: corruption, courage, nonsense, nostalgia,

Premium Member Ten Thousand
10,000

The cows are all dead. 
They died in the heat, 
or so they said. 
I feel sorry for the cows, 
but more sorry for the...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, america, cancer, chocolate, christian,

Premium Member Cake Mix
Cake Mix

On the way home, 
I stopped at the store. 
I bought a cake mix, 
yellow, as they were out of 
chocolate and white. 

Yellow...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, angel, appreciation, i love

Premium Member Humming Birds
Humming Birds

Colorful, fast-moving... 
race car engine, birds.
They move like dart fish, 
but in the air. 
We stare... at their passing. 
Coming and going 
and going......

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, bible, bird, blessing, courage,

Common Sense Nonsense Part 2-06022022
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Some joke about the Lord's prayer taught to disciples in Matthew 6: 9-13 -

"GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY BREAD"- We trust God for heaven,...

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© Anil Deo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, america, bible, humor, immigration,

Common Sense Nonsense - Series 201
Common Wisdom is not really either. For example ..
1. Let the past bury the past

Can not be done that way.
Use funeral parlors, or celebrate a...

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© Anil Deo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, analogy, humor, jesus, science,

Premium Member Life
Life

Life is full of pain, 
and I don't know why? 

I do in fact...
know the Lord, 
I know Him... 
by name. 
He is with me....

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, america, angel, cancer, caregiving,

Premium Member Butterfly
Butterfly

Butterfly sweet, 
lovely wings of gossamer gold. 
Stretch your tips to the stars, 
as that is the reality of freedom. 
Glide for hours above the...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, butterfly, cancer, confusion, daughter,

Premium Member These
These... 

These are the days my friend, 
that we thought would never come. 
They are beautiful beyond belief, 
and they are moving fast. 
The seconds...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, angel, celebration, confidence, depression,

Premium Member Queen Bee
Queen Bee

Buzz, buzz, buzz... 
Great Queen, I hear your song. 
Making honey with your workers... all night long. 
Sweet nectar of the forest, sweet liquid...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, best friend, confidence, endurance,


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