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Business Nonsense Poems

These Business Nonsense poems are examples of Nonsense poems about Business. These are the best examples of Nonsense Business poems written by international poets.


Premium Member False Friend
False Friend.

Your bull smeared on crystal glass
Comes out of your mouth, out of your ass
Your high society, hold your pinky high
You found the gutter, reaching...

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© Dave Cox  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, 11th grade, 12th grade,



Premium Member That Act Your Age Nonsense
9/30/2023   


     I have heard this saying all of my life,
     There is just no...

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Categories: nonsense, age, funny,

Bidding For Brands
Boohoo is bidding for Boo-Boo
But Yogi’s not seeking a deal,
He’s scanning the park for a picnic
Looking forward to his evening meal.

Warner Brothers deny their involvement
So...

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Categories: nonsense, angst, bullying, business, clothes,

Monkey Business
Here's where I left behind
Back in time
Trying to find 
What's in Monkeys mind 
In 2006, 08 
Or maybe 09
And the years grow longer
The deeper I...

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Categories: nonsense, drug, funny, humorous, nature,

I Hate Robocalls
I hate robocalls!

I turn off damn ringer,
nonetheless...
telephone still buzzes
twenty four seven
eight days a week
automated telephone calls

digitally recorded message
perfectly spoken English
differentiation to distinguish
"FAKE" simulation
all bot impossible
totally...

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Categories: nonsense, abuse, anger, business, computer,



Premium Member The Wannabe Gods
With no good reason or excuse
Billionaires waste wealth and let loose
While earth goes awry
They'll float on a fly by
So Bezos can seem to be Zeus


Author's...

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Categories: nonsense, business, childhood, evil, fantasy,

Later
Hang on one second
there's the phone
Wait for me
we'll chat alone

Don't hang up
I'm almost there
Mark my words
I'll come to bare

Hold your horses
I'm not quite done
Almost through
not...

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Categories: nonsense, analogy, business, crazy, culture,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: nonsense, 12th grade, character, hope,

Sham Cum Shame
They say the virus does not exist. Why?
our leaders politicize its mortality
profiteers make it a minted and crispy business
rumour mongers carry myths of it across...

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Categories: nonsense, africa, corruption, depression, heartbroken,

Tribute To Frank Zappa
The Old Zappa song 
"More trouble every day"
plays on in my head
every time I turn on the news

and see more trouble every day
as Frank Zappa...

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© Jake Aller  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: america, angst, anxiety, nonsense,

The Platypus, a Double Limerick
These are poems about animals by Michael R. Burch

Double Limerick: The Platypus
by Michael R. Burch

The platypus, myopic,
is ungainly, not erotic.
His feet for bed
are over-webbed,
and what...

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Categories: nonsense, animal, desire, humor, humorous,

Premium Member High Powered Fences
High Powered Fences, 
Beyond Your Vote

Armchair Politian's sitting beside Ceasar(a), 
believing or at least making believe...
that they are for the people, 
and not against. 
"They"...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, africa, allah, america, angel,

Premium Member Empty Glass
Empty Glass 
Stained

The house is empty. 
The dogs...
are barking again. 
This happens, 
and.

It is left hanging there, 
for a reason. 
The word...
Says little and less,...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, anti bullying, april, children,

Premium Member Dead Man's Shoes
Dead Man’s Shoes

They were leather. 
Black, brown, and green. 
He wore the best, 
as his feet were his weakness. 

He had strong arms, 
strong legs,...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, allah, america, angel, atheist,

Premium Member The Journey
The Journey

I take you places, here and there, 
Some you do not want to go…to. 
It is better than being from. 
So I keep taking...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, allah, america, anxiety, holocaust,


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