Funny No Man Poems

Windows open wide in the middle of the night,
inhaling the brisk air, soaking up some moon light.
It's cracks and craters were calling to me,
so I...

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There once was an old man we called Harry
That felt all animals were quite scary
     When the big bear stood tall
...

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A man with heavenly looks divine
could not understand his pickup line,
	"Would you fancy a duck?"
	was not bringing him luck.
He had to rely mostly on wine....

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There once was a man named Ray,
Who never knew what to say.
     Let's have some dinner,
     You...

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Sally made silly jewelry,
with seashells from the seashore
She put an ad on Facebook,
to advertise her brand-new store.
When she sold all that she had,
the people still...

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When my donkey does loudly bray.
Then I know he is out of hay.
I’ll bring a new bale,
And away he’ll sail.
I hope he’s not running away.
...

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There once was a guy with a beard.
It was bushy and white and afeared.
And he'd like to say
That he brushed every day,
And everyone else was...

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Funny how I went from the energetic Young Man 
Always eager to be seen and heard
To the same energetic Young Man
Who now cares less about...

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for your information
I am not a little toy brick man
with U shaped hands
and interchangeable heads
but the world I live in
is...

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A man got sick, needed specialists' aid,
All organs were treated, no hope did they fade,
But alas, in the end,
The man met his end,
Happily ever after,...

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A short man climbed up on a wall
So others would think he was tall
Small muscles, no abs
And tired of their jabs
Embarrassed to go to the...

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You've a funny gate my friend,
I don't mean to offend..
have you broken something recently?

it's of little concern, thank you
in a while, maybe you'll see
won't be...

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ALL A MAN REALLY WANTS, IS A GIRL WHO LOOKS
GOOD IN A BIKINI


“All a man really want’s,” really?
Don’t you get me going.
I haven’t been the...

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Snow White took an unladylike bite
of a big red apple polished bright
	she snoozed quite a while
	he kissed her with guile
and they shared an afternoon delight...

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I loved that old man. 
A weirdo, and the biggest snob 
I have ever seen,  in my entire life.
 
To be honest, 
he is...

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