Humorous Murder Poems
These Humorous Murder poems are examples of Murder poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Murder Humorous poems written by international poets.
GuillotineI heard screams from those marked for a guillotine death
No compromises for their cries before taking a last breath
Words of repentance for dastardly crimes were...
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death, murder,
Jimmy CarewThis is the story of poor old Jimmy Carew,
He worked for the brewery and drank special brew.
Jimmy drove the horse and trap with a twinkle...
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murder, dad, daughter, father, girlfriend,
CharlotteCharlotte was never really enamoured with her mother.
So, when the news that she had been bludgeoned 17 times with a baseball bat didn't...
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humor, humorous, irony, murder,
Bjork and His CorkBjork stood upright in the dock
The judge looked up and frowned
The cuffs were firmly locked
As everyone stared him down
It wasn't me he pleaded
I didn't pull...
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death, fun, humorous, murder,
Murder MittensOh, fluffy little midget mine,
how innocent you look.
But your many crimes have crossed a line
so often it would fill a book.
From toe-beans so very cute,
attached,...
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murder, cat, humorous,
Murder, She WroteMiss Jessica Finch, the avian sleuth
Was scratching out novels and sipping vermouth.
She lived a charmed life when she was quite young;
Her first book, “The...
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murder, bird, humorous,
Dear Dr Fred You Missed the Big OneWhen I was young, ...
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murder, birthday, death, drug, mom,
Aves AppetiserHow dare goddamn Laura divorce him
After thirty years arduous pre dawn sacrifice
Menopause made her dismiss...
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murder, anger, august, beach, character,
Ben Matlock-He Was the BestBen Matlock-He Was The Best
Ben Matlock
Attorney at Law
Atlanta, Georgia,
That’s where he was, y’all,
He was one of a kind,
Answers he would find,
A hit series on CBS,
His...
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humorous, murder, mystery, smart,
An Infinite LoopIs having something that can never be met,
That absolute routine of life,
the year to year grind.
The one that causes the loop to be infinite,
work to...
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murder, allegory, allusion, analogy, art,
Barnabas Oral's Sightless GameHe plays throughout the house at night
a braille touch for his lack of sight
and dreams of all the crippled things
with broken legs and...
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murder, dark, games, humorous, psychological,
A Murder Mystery
Buzzing above me
Whizzing through shadowy flight
Stabbing fangs in skin
Causing welts and itchy bites
Festering plots slay these pests
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murder, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
The Hunter and the MonkeyThere once was a hunter named Ray
Who spotted a monkey to slay
While it was in sight
A snake wrapped him tight
Now the hunter became the prey!...
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murder, animal, anxiety, fear, humorous,
Murder In the TunnelEach morning I took the train to work,
each evening I took the train back home.
Each way we went through a long dark...
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boy, murder, rain, scary,
Murder In the TunnelOne day our local newspaper reported
a corpse was found and recovered from
a gigantic industrial funnel.
Corrected, the next day’s edition
read the...
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Categories:
murder, dark, humorous,