Humorous Mother Daughter Poems

That wintry day I fell, my left thigh did 
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I could not stop playing four casino Quartermania machines in Vegas.
Totally exasperated with me was my sixteen-year-old daughter, Mavis.
At two a.m. I was dancing between...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Mother Kylie had a lovely daughter
Who didn’t behave like a girl oughta
Out in her new vest
She got an arrest
For having put nowt on her hind...

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I invited my oldest daughter to dinner for her half birthday.
It was highly embarrassing when she wrestled me to
The ground for the check, and I...

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Val’s daughter was picking her nose
Then wiping snot on Val’s new clothes
When Val finds sticky mess
Of green slime on her dress
The distress in her quickly...

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When I grow up, will I still be princess?

Of course, says glowing daddy. 
 
A roll of the queen’s eyes....

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Valentine from my Mother in 1973:

If you see a frog sittin' in a tree, 
Pull his tail and think of me.

My response:

Oh Toad!
Though butt of...

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Meets Nanny

Named Annie

Given treat –

Candy sweet

Mummy cross …

Candy dross!

Happy child

Mummy riled!

Lolly falls

Tommy bawls!

Tacky pants

Mummy rants

Tommy cries

Daddy sighs

Fresh lolly

Tommy jolly

Happy smile

Short while

Chews lolly

Great folly

Awful truth

hurts tooth

Blood...

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Locked in the largest room of the  palace,
you live days in dire existence,
sunshine caresses you with sun rays,
breeze makes you breathe life;
anything at the...

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My abiding memory of 2015 is of events that are so sad
With my father’s death, it’s the worst year I’ve ever had

It has been the...

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‘Princess’
in mess

Flicks hair -
Beware

Bad mood
Is rude

She whines
At times

She pouts
And shouts

Mummy … 
DUMMY!!!!!!!!!!

Stamps feet
Retreat!

Can clout –
Watch out!

Prissy 
Missy

Spoilt brat –
Hate that!

5th June 2015...

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