Humorous Mirror Poems

Look at her vile dress.
Who am I to judge? Eye thorn,
My life, inward mess....

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The Mirror and The Donkey

Mirror, mirror, up on the wall.
My attitudes the best of all.
And if you want a real gas.
You can kiss my big...

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Why can’t my mirror understand
                    ...

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 Mind enticed to rhyme-
poetry had challenged me, 
" Checkmate. " Said Haiku. ...

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I am short and sweet
Read quickly before I leave
Haiku is my name...

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I faced this man with whom I had an affinity
This is what I found him express with authority.

You’re handsome, and absolutely adorable
Face emits intelligent sparks...

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She dances she glances,                     ...

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Do we break the mirror of life,                  ...

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The contest’s been judged;
seems results are fudged.
My poem’s the best,
yet not at the crest!

The sponsor’s mistook,
for I’ve had a look
at the winners list ~
that’s why...

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There's the mirror we look at
    to pick at spots,
The mirror we dress by,
    to see the lot, 
The...

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When she was young,                                          ...

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There may be a mirror universe 
  in which time runs backwards
Hawkins hosts dinner for time travelers
  who eat dark matter for dessert
...

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Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the mouthiest witch of all?
The mirror is silent in the hall, gone away to another ball.
Sink Sink wearing...

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Once I wouldn’t dare to be seen
Without mascara and liner
Never doubting that my dreams
Were founded on these little things

Often I chose to just stay home
When...

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Integral mirror
       virtual friend angel friend...
        broken ... grim scarface ......

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