Funny Men Poems

"You have to listen to my opinion."
"No I don't. Go away."
"But my opinion is highly informative."
"No it isn't. Don't care."
"I know so much more than...

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It started with a blank canvas,
the world I should make but I am anxious.
Making fields of pretty flowers,
to the deep blue seas takes many hours.
Mountains...

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Ever been treated like you’re a slice of cake?
By the kind of sleazy men that slither like a  snake?
They’re not the type to give,...

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When short and running a cross country race
The short guys know when to pick up the pace
Just as we start up the hills
For we know...

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The bright blue sky and white fluffy clouds,
are slipping far away.
The day is coming to a close,
and it is now their bedtime.
Very soon the huge...

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handsome like the Marlboro man
I stared at the old lady, thinking it was funny
then I met him, a handsome jackaroo
jillaroos would come out of the...

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All around the fortified town all the systems were down, and a heavyset man took all the money and left the town in a hurry....

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I rush every morning holding my coffee .
I board the bus , checking my phone 
I want no problems .
As mind prepares for hectic hours...

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i suppose they will all
be soon to depart
the danish girl
has removed her top
the germans will soon follow suit
the french girl
will arrive soon minus everything
there goes...

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There once was a city called Zor
it was home to many a bore 
	the women fainted
	and the men feinted
that was what Zor was famous for...

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A big turd's journey nears it's end.
On the sheets it shalt not descend.

Now heed the warning I have said.
Please do not poop on the bed.

I...

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Like seriously I wish every morning 
Doesn't fake men naturally horny 
For every sure dawn's smile 
Should adore its own style
Setting their pricks' structures really...

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On the train that I rode today, 
into town I was on my way. 
You never know what you will see, 
out the window were...

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Dearest Betty, we  miss you so much,
so many characters we got to know,
Your wonderful, unique, funny touch
A special one ~ "Rose's" Golden glow!

"SueAnn"made us...

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Would I be a man if I had the chance,
To grow hair in strange places and jump up and dance,
Whenever a touchdown is made for...

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