Dog Marriage Poems

Don't let all this go to your head

But you're an animal in bed

He knew his wife lied

Which wounded his pride

Then slept in the doghouse instead...

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Me; "I think "Tampon" would make a really great dog name despite the cultural connotation, I mean, it really rolls off the tongue. I just...

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Today on our morning dog walk in the hills 
I use my wife  
for a role she’s supremely suited for, 
a reflective foil for...

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Mum said "birds of a feather flock together" 
so I searched for a man who liked similar weather 
until Dad stressed "opposites attract" 
and I...

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The Last

The last one... of anything 
does not automatically make it 
better, or worse... 
only that it is the last.

The best for last, 
is often...

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Dog

I once had a fluffy white dog take my hand
He was born a Maltese and was very well cared for
He was my every world, my...

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Badgered In Baltimore

Dear Blabby,
     My bride of forty-five years has a cow whenever she suspects me of catting around.  She...

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When I am old 
Sadly to say
I found many wrinkles
And senile plaques
Scattered on my body
But suddenly 
To my delight and astonishment
I saw two scars
Two childhood...

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Marriage to alarmingly ballooning...

dramatically expanding spouse,
when adorning buttons 
pop off undersized blouse
which spurs yours truly to grouse,
and ruffle mine tail feathers 
while listening to Scheherazade.

Eats...

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The Cat

Sleek and soft, 
with mighty..., fierce claws. 
Not a friend to birds, 
of any kind. 

Mischievous, carnivorous, 
and a wanderer of the dark. 
Yet...

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You must remember Rocko’s wife I say to my husband.
Not really, my husband replies, maybe I never met her.
She had a hawk-like nose, I say....

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Preface preceding promiscuous philandering peccadillos
undermining energy and time not spent with missus
and mother of our precious progeny,
whereby, yours truly sought, (somewhat assertively, modestly,
and zestfully) to...

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Here's the deal...
   This is, as indicated, the 2nd HALF of this poem. Due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations, this piece had to...

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cat and mouse life keeps me busy all day,
work late, earn some money so I can pay!

At work have a difficult boss to please,
when back...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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