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Humorous Lyric Poems

These Humorous Lyric poems are examples of Lyric poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Lyric Humorous poems written by international poets.


Senior Bells
Senior Bells
            Senior Bells 
I wish my ears would stop ringing

Senior bells
  ...

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Categories: christmas, humor, humorous,



Premium Member Jingle Bell Rock Parody
Single cell, single cell, single cell lock
Single cells king and single cells bring
Throwin' and blowin' few pushers of some
Now the single chop has begun
Single cell,...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allusion, america, analogy, appreciation,

Premium Member Brand New Christmas Poem: Up on the Housetop Parody
Out from the 'Chop Shop,' breaking laws,
"Speed bumps, Hoods!" Scold Grand Mamas,
Found with the blacksmith made lots of noise,
Served an acquittal now kissing boys,

First comes...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: appreciation, children, christmas, family,

Falling Down
This is how I’m supposed to be,
I’m not messed up, can’t you see?!

Always compared, sick of this all,
Chitter, chatter, have to stand tall.

Constantly feeling misunderstood,
They...

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Categories: abuse, anxiety, betrayal, humorous,

Premium Member Edukayshun
Old Macdonald’s learning vowels… E…  I… E… I… O...

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Categories: education, humorous,



Premium Member You Were Always On My Mind
Maybe I didn't listen when you told me
Your heart was gentle and kind
Maybe I didn't understand, but you could
have shown me...

All the reasons you were...

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Categories: humorous, music, relationship, romance,

Premium Member In the City of Gilded Glamour
In the city of gilded glamour,
slow motion is seen as an outsider;
a slip of tongue is as common as mocking grins! 
They turn around and...

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Categories: culture, emotions, humorous, language,

Premium Member Some Nuts That We Call Nuts
( To be sang to the tune of - " If You're Happy and You 
        Know It......

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Categories: education, food, humorous,

Premium Member Down the Drain
[ to the tune of If I Only Had A Brain from The Wizard of Oz ]

I know she will soon be blushing,
Because of what...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous, parody,

Premium Member My Google Granny
(to the tune of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from the musical "Mary Poppins")


When grandma got her mobile phone
At first she struggled so,
But when she reached new milestone
She couldn’t...

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Categories: humorous, music,

Premium Member The Pills Have Arrived
The pills have arrived!
I am back in business.
Been waiting so long,
For at least a week.

Crud, there goes my heart!
I am flushed; it’s racing.
I getting concerned;
Past...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous, song,

Premium Member Least Favorite Things
Glaring white beaches and sand in the eyes,
Searing hot sun rays that make the skin fry,
Stings from the jellies and seagulls that screech:
These are some...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: beach, humorous, song,

Premium Member Let's Go To the Beach
With a suit made of paper and strings,
Try you might, you’re not hiding a thing.
Though you tug it around,
Still the gawks from that brute!
With your...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: beach, humorous, song,

Premium Member With a Twist
Super California twist
    Of lemon in large doses.
Eating great big mounds of it
    Can cure your halitosis.
Just don’t mix...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous,

Premium Member Imagine - Parody
Imagine no more actors
It’s easy to do
Just shut off your TV
And skip the movies too.
Imagine that the actors
All just went away Aha-ah...

Imagine politicians
Who really work...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous,


Book: Shattered Sighs