Humorous Lyric Poems

These Humorous Lyric poems are examples of Lyric poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Lyric Humorous poems written by international poets.


Fortuitous Tea by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Tea for two, for me, for you
Buckwheats for three, you, and you, and me
Huckleberries for four, that's what we adore
Spring rolls for five make us...

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Categories: family, food, friendship, fruit,

Premium MemberAdjust Your Attitude Dance Class by Caren Krutsinger
I walk into the AYA studio, apprehensive as I have never taken a dance class.
"Come on it!" Suzette, our dance master says. On the wall...

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Categories: dance, funny, humorous, introspection,



Premium MemberSmack-Dab by Greg Gaul
Ya know baby you're usually right
Center cut, intherace, that's your place
On target, red carpet, gotomarket
Hittin' the bull's eye, 'n baby, I'm your guy
Smack-Dab babe
Like the...

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Categories: celebrity, culture, humorous, nostalgia,

Witch's Titties by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Oh, my name is Witch's Titties 
	I'm the leader of the band
Tho' only two in numbers 
	they sag down where life is grand
They swing like...

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Categories: body, dance, fun, humorous,

Elusive Sleep by kathy camacho
Elusive Sleep

The sun retired right on cue
and darkness set in - nothing new
but no thanks to that silent play
I couldn't let go of the day

While...

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Categories: humorous, sleep, , Lullaby,

My Yippy Skippy Sweatheart by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
for Granny Artemis

You're myyyyyy....
Yippy Skippy Sweetheart
Make me Yip and Skip all day
When life is poop
And I'm stuck in the soup
There's one thing I can say:...

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Categories: dance, funny love, humorous,

Premium MemberThe Special Relationship Parody Anthems by Nick Trim
American National Anthem Parody.

Jose can you see, 
if the White House is still there?
it appears to have burned, 
as there's ash where it was.
But we...

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Categories: america, england, funny, giggle,

'Free Speech' by jamie brolin
“Free Speech”
(Jamie Brolin)

Is this the ‘End-of-All-Times?
Or just ‘good manners’?
The Death of Civility--
Or Ann Landers?

Isn’t a threat of violence
When Confederates remind:
“Hey, Black folks…
Remember when we could
String...

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Categories: america, bullying, discrimination, freedom,

Premium MemberExes and Ohs to the tune of Sixteen Tons by Amy Sell
Intro:  Em  G  Em  B7

Em               G ...

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Categories: angst, good night, guitar,

Idiot Strength by Keith Dovoric
I won’t stare at the sun
So help me – strike me blind
I know what it’s like to be one
Who feels all but left behind

A product...

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Categories: allusion, celebration, children, fun,

Elizabeth Bathory by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Bathory, Bathory
Come take a bath with me
I hear it's a cure for asthma.

Bathory, Bathory
Please scrub my back for me
And do not pee in the plasma.

Bathory,...

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Categories: history, horror, humorous, love

Lovers Union by M.P. Shaudd
She said our marriage
Was too much like a job
While we must work to make a living
It was time she laid me off

She was sick of...

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Categories: funny, humorous, life, marriage,

Premium MemberHoliday Fun Re-Write for the Equine Inclined 2 by Chris Hagy
Frosty the Roan Man  
   
Frosty the Roan Man was a jolly, happy soul
with a big wide blaze and a frosted butt
and...

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Categories: character, fun, holiday, horse,

Premium MemberA PAIN FREE BOOB WILL DO - PARODY OF ANY DREAM WILL DO by JAN ALLISON
My poor right boob, has rainbow colours
After a biopsy the doctors had to do
I’m still in pain, but there’s no weeping
I yearn for sleeping
As dreamers...

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Categories: health, humorous, me, pain,

Premium MemberA Fairytale of Bath City by Nick Trim
(Verse 2)


They built a bridge with some shops
near a weir that don't stop
and the students go home
it's the Rome away from Rome.

When you first see...

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Categories: christmas, december, drink, england,

I Pleaded the Fifth by M.P. Shaudd
There's a story from Dixon
About some ole drunk
Who came in the courtroom
Drunk as a skunk

When asked by the judge
Sir how do you plea
He pulled out...

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Categories: celebrity, fun, funny, humorous,

End of the Wine by Judy Valko
(End of the line-contest)

The End of the Wine

No, it’s not right, another bottle’s empty and gone
No, it’s not right, the alcohol didn’t last long
No, it’s...

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Categories: drink, humorous, wine,

Premium Member 'AND I LOVE YOU SO' Parody by JAN ALLISON
I WISH I'D LEARNED TO SEW

I wish I’d learned to sew
My mother asks me how
How I’ve survived till now…
I tell her I don’t know

I’m feeling...

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Categories: clothes, how i feel,

Premium MemberThe Ellen Show by Jerry T Curtis
This is a parody I wrote to the tune of the band
" Dr Hook And The Medicine Shows" Hit song 
"On the Cover Of The...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium MemberPARODY OF THE BEATLES SONG - YESTERDAY by JAN ALLISON
Christmas Day
Pa threw all my new toys away
Now my friends won’t want to come and play
Cos I was naughty yesterday

Suddenly
All the gifts disappeared from ‘neath...

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Categories: child, christmas, conflict, father