Long Squiffy Poems
Long Squiffy Poems. Below are the most popular long Squiffy by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Squiffy poems by poem length and keyword.
'Tiny Bawb' Always Wins His Fights‘Tiny’ Bawb Always Wins His Fights -
(in “Phonetically-Edited" Rhyme - for my Brit and Ausie Mites)
Just before the Ausie, ‘Tiny’ Bawb, commenced to swingin’...tryin’ to knock the hooter off o’...
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Categories:
squiffy, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Brahms and LisztHappy. Genial. Merry. Jolly
Blottoed, blasted, etched and blitzed
Mellow, foggy, hazy, squiffy
Tipsy. Tiddly. Brahms and Liszt
Dazed, zombied, tanked-up, trollied
Ganted, gubbed, guttered
Bladdered, blathered, leathered, plastered,
Sozzled, sloshed, scuttered
Hammered, battered, caned, mangled
Spannered, mullered....
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Categories:
squiffy, drink,
Form:
List
Ahoy - a Nautical Nightmare[Written as a sort of sea shanty style thing-a-me-Bob. Tin Fish = Torpedo]
When the tin fish hit me starboard I was thrown into the sea
I sank down to the ocean bed for all eternity
I met...
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Categories:
squiffy, boat, fantasy, humorous, sea,
Form:
Monorhyme
RipplesSitting in the corner watching ripples in my beer
I blink away the wetness but those ripples reappear
This used to be our corner and my grin was ear to ear
But now I sit alone here watching...
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Categories:
squiffy, loneliness, sad,
Form:
Rhyme
Cocktail SticksI dunno who decided that cheese should have resided
With bits of pineapple upon a stick
I’d have hit him with a truncheon when he said a pickled onion
Would top it off: I fear he was...
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Categories:
squiffy, food, humorous, jealousy,
Form:
Rhyme