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Public Service Announcement Audio Link Included BelowHip hop is not something that will help you get good girls or guys
It does not buy time nor does it provide an instant tide for you to ride
Hip hop is not the...
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Categories:
pardon my french, hip hop,
Form:
I do not know?
Poetic Justice - Part 2The lawyer's named Julius
a veritable ebriosus
(in Queen's English: perm'nently pissed)
he takes a last swig
gives a belch as of pig
from the bench: "Ouch! Again I have missed!"
"Your Worship! Your Honor!
virtuous your manner
that you're...
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Categories:
pardon my french, funnyme,
Form:
Rhyme
What You Have To Say NowI LAUGH ALL THE TIME
I LAUGH...
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Categories:
pardon my french, people
Form:
I do not know?
Pardon My FrenchPARDON MY FRENCH
She swore like a sailor
and what did it mean?
Did he cuss as a pause...
were their cohorts unclean?
Were their vocabularies lacking
in something rich or refined?
Did they swear in frustration,
were...
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Categories:
pardon my french, humorous, language, spoken word, teacher,
Form:
Lyric
Anywhere But Now and Here Will Doo Da Jar VueKnowing myself as only
i unfortunately do
My feebles and my foibles
Whence life becomes nothing
but this to me
This i also know i am not
the many but the few
Who take safety and comfort
in routine
As feeling like a...
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Categories:
pardon my french, happiness, memory,
Form:
Free verse
What Do You WantIt took forever
But I finally did it
I got God gave it to me
What I needed the most
"No bull s ting"
Pardon my French
Or whatever it is
I can't deal with all the bull s ting
He...
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Categories:
pardon my french, faith,
Form:
Free verse
Broken VesselsCigars and whisky for dinner
Prostitutes for my prostate
Pardon my french,let me rephrase that
Escorts for my ego
Last night,one big blur
Shit! it’s 6am,7 missed calls,8 messages
Where are you? On my way to the airport
Cruising altitude,mad hangover with...
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Categories:
pardon my french, allegory, art, corruption, imagery, journey, metaphor, strength,
Form:
Free verse
Lost In the TranslationLost in the Translation
“Donnez-moi un verre de vin”
My accent seemed strange at the Paris café
They brought me an entire carafe of wine
And I drank it all to my escort’s dismay
When I asked, “Ou est la...
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Categories:
pardon my french, angst, funnyme,
Form:
Rhyme
Old School FlirtingOld School Flirting that actually worked
Pardon my french but you swivel my chisel and you look as happy as a clam, I am head over heel’s let’s just say, be still my heart. Your my...
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Categories:
pardon my french, education, old, school,
Form:
Free verse
Oh HoyI just want to write funny poems from now on
No more bull shit
Pardon my French
I am tired of always trying
Whether it’s something new
Or something old
Don’t want to do that no more
It can come if...
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Categories:
pardon my french, faith, happy, humorous,
Form:
Free verse