Long Opinion polls Poems

Limericks VII - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd

There continue to be modern sequels of the famous "Nantucket" limericks, including this bawdy one of mine:

There was a lewd whore from Nantucket
who intended to pee in a bucket;
but...

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I have fought on the dark battle fields of hell,
and have been favored by the fortunes of heaven.
I neither fear nor fret, and put the cares of others above myself.     ...

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"HELP"
"SIT DOWN!"
"SHUT UP AND LISTEN!"
I know you,
And i love you!
I know everything there is to know about you,
Because i created everything that you are!
I wish you would give me a little credit!
I who made everything...

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democracy may look to some, to seem
a hell of a way to run a government
can two parties be on the same team?
that it works at all is a wonderment 

what rancor could be made of...

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An Unexpected Visitor

By Elton Camp

The crunch of gravel in our drive
Announced a visitor had arrived
The curtain I then pushed aside
The car with amazement eyed

“Oh my, what could be worse?
It’s somebody in a black hearse.”
Wife: ...

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Trust Is Earned
An Opinion: by Tom
3/6/2020

Congress has become a valley of vipers,
each person has an agenda of their own.
From the halls of congress some lurk as snipers,
sharing ideas causing others bemoan. 

Opinion polls show us...

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This is a cookie cutter culture
We all must think the same
If you're outside the PC box
Talking heads call you insane

You better hold all their values
Zombie minds.. must be lead 
Christians are old fashioned
Everyone knows, God...

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