Long Faux pas Poems
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Monoku Monday - Aug 2021"Bits and Pieces III" Posted 1 Aug 2021
Pun Ishment
bread is like the sun it rises in the yeast and it sets in the waist
English Class
epitome...
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Categories:
faux pas, humor,
Form:
Monoku
The Finis Sing Touches ToucheThe finis sing touches touché
Knead dull brows knitted;
belief system I cogitate
gearing thee ordinary bipedal hominid
acquiesces to deck the halls
of the mountain (dew) king with boughs
of sister golden haired
sprinkling angel...
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Categories:
faux pas, 12th grade, allusion, appreciation, blessing, creation, encouraging,
Form:
Rhyme
Inevitable Death Defines Afterlife TroisInevitable death defines afterlife - trois
So all I ask, would be
inviting, offering, and ushering me to
top secret cygnet committee
to give this average sized
chapped sticky man
spinning the david bowie playlist
as a somber dee...
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Categories:
faux pas, absence, allah, analogy, angel, appreciation, blessing, death,
Form:
Rhyme
Dickens Christmas Carol Revisited By Nicked SaintDickens Christmas carol revisited by nicked saint
Frigidaire - from upper atmosphere
hammering and whipsawing debris
ferociously with an angry flare,
cuz mother nature - fed up to here
(re: envision me hands indicating
over top of head)...
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Categories:
faux pas, 10th grade, 11th grade, 2nd grade, 3rd
Form:
Rhyme
Aha Argh Oh My DogAha - argh... oh my dog...
don't mind me muttering, eh?
Earlier today (May 5th, 2020),
I forget thee exact hour
found me utterly beside mice elf,
matter of fact even at this moment,
yours truly doth feel mad at himself
cuz...
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Categories:
faux pas, adventure, celebration, fun, heartbroken, husband, nostalgia, sensual,
Form:
Narrative
Inapropos Trois Faux Pas Jokingly Blurted OutInapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out...
yesterday August 30th, 2022.
The following fictitious account
predicated upon words spilling
out me mouth before taking time
to think through how sarcastic remark
would affect primary listener.
Comments about marital matters
particularly ours (yours truly...
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Categories:
faux pas, adventure, august, fate, funny love, husband, sorrow,
Form:
Free verse
Would the Real Matthew Scott Harris Please Stand UpWould the real “Matthew Scott Harris” please stand up!
Yo...over here in Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
all the other ones (that follow below)...
them guys imposters I write – every ƒµ©**** one.
Curiosity and discretion
got the better part of me...
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Categories:
faux pas, 12th grade, adventure, age, celebrity, character, cool,
Form:
Free verse
A Soulful Cry of Anguish Against FateA Soulful Cry of Anguish against Fate
(“The Tale of the Lonely Ghost”, a film (2013) by ANUP SINGH - who collaborated on the screenplay as well, an Indian, a Sikh born in Dar-es-Salaam but settled...
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Categories:
faux pas, death, first love, grief, parents, religion, suicide,
Form:
Elegy
Hanging Pictures Today February 5th 2021 With the MissusHanging pictures today February 5th, 2021 with the missus...
(in an attempt to cover up (overlay) fruit fly waste byproduct)
At four feet eleven (fifty nine inches),
the spouse longitudinally challenged
hence she browbeats her husband,
(who only stands five...
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Categories:
faux pas, adventure, appreciation, care, february, humorous, husband, wife,
Form:
Rhyme
Dis Dada's Dutiful Toothfairy Daze(dirty dental deeds done dirt cheap,
yet...aye value, treasure, revere...those
loosely fading cutting edge com man
dubble size memories.)
(Witch role an
unavoidable mandatory phase),
that nowadays breaks the piggybank
like a dropped...
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Categories:
faux pas, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th grade, absence,
Form:
Epic
For Fans of FrenchI tell you of a friend who's so fond of everything french
She didn't call her a frenchie when she saw one on a bench
Her favorite food french fries and syruped french toast
She's been to...
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Categories:
faux pas, french, humor, language,
Form:
Rhyme
Literary Orgasm(alternate title – A bona
er fide dog day afternoon delight).
A mere half dozen vowels
constitute the English language
Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay
Consonants comprise majority
(sans remaining twenty)
...
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Categories:
faux pas, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure,
Form:
Lay
Memo To All Journos - BuzzwordsA poet's work [like journalists] is to name the unnameable, to point at frauds, to take sides, to start arguments, to shape the world and stop it from going to sleep. - Salman Rushdie
Don’t think...
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Categories:
faux pas, humorous, poets,
Form:
Couplet
Petsmart Stratagem Employed To Generate BusinessUpon Googling Petco
regarding purchasing gift card
for eldest daughter
(she tends two beautiful female felines)
Petsmart website appeared right and center
innocuously distracting purported intent.
The nearest latter named store
approximately a dozen plus miles away
whereas former specialty shop
in closer proximity...
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Categories:
faux pas, animal, appreciation, cat, creation, daughter, family, girl,
Form:
Free verse
My On Call Uncle Muse Never SleepsMy on call (Uncle) Muse Never Sleeps
(aunt that title niece – ???
in this context pronounced nice)
Well...hm...I really did not wanna
let the cat out of the bag,
...
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Categories:
faux pas, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Un Petit PeuWe are friendly sort of people, greeting and asking how you are,
One great nation, two languages, the distance between coasts far,
Travel to Quebec or to some areas in provinces east and west,
You may be asked...
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Categories:
faux pas, food, funny, people,
Form:
Rhyme
Inspection Time 2018Inspection Time 2018!
Understandable dear reader,
how this scribe bull lime
me bloke omitted mention of
one bedroom flat as
reason nigh rote this rhyme
Ma faux pas faw...
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Categories:
faux pas, 10th grade, 11th grade, 4th grade, 8th
Form:
Free verse
Unquotable Quotes: Outsiders and Odd Men - XxviiiUnquotable quotes: Outsiders and Odd Men – XXVIII
for Colin Wilson (1931-1913)
...
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Categories:
faux pas, anti bullying, black african american, courage, forgiveness,
Form:
Epigram
The HotelEach year we drive to the south of Spain to soak up the sun's warm rays
But we like to maintain a leisurely pace, so it takes us two full days
Which means we stay at Hotel-and-Go,...
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Categories:
faux pas, confusion, journey,
Form:
Rhyme
Dis Dada's Dutiful Toothfairy Daze(witch role an unavoidable mandatory phase)
that nowadays breaks the piggybank
like a dropped fragile vase
you most likely nod assent if offspring grown,
or ponder new found challenge
...
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Categories:
faux pas, beautiful, daughter, family, father daughter, growing up,
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I do not know?
The Executioner As Scrambled Humoristwithin the under belly of
this hob bull ling Leviathan beast
induced roaring hungry soundcloud issued
within abdominal folds
finding they in creased
never diminishing, matter
whether I turn north, south, west or east
this adult desired,
soon after he envisioned
buttered crispy dish...
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Categories:
faux pas, appreciation, baptism, dark, farewell, grave, mystery, tribute,
Form:
Rhyme
Help Need SomebodyH-E-L-P!!! N-e-e-d s-o-m-e b-o-d-y!!!...
Spouse booby trapped husband!!!
Homicide courtesy munch
house zen by proxy
immediately suspected hunch
police, K9 corps, and ambulance
nearly lost their lunch crossing...
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Categories:
faux pas, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Memorial Day 2023 Origin of HolidayMemorial Day – 2023... origin of holiday
Strong and brave men and women
gave their level best
crème de la crème strongest and bravest
leaving grieving significant others
with emotional agony within treasured chest
o'er the redoubt the the...
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Categories:
faux pas, america, anger, appreciation, bereavement, betrayal, celebration, may,
Form:
Rhyme
Defining Truth Defies Das Democratic Thinker In the Age of Trump"FAKE" assertions unstoppably
bandied with beef,
(sans doughty deeds done dirt cheap)
courtesy of commander in chief
trumpeted as a way to backout,
embarrassment analogous to the thief
of Baghdad, when culpable faux pas
woe philly pops thought balloon of mine
reckons with...
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Categories:
faux pas, anger, anxiety, bullying, crush, evil, fear, grave,
Form:
Political Verse
Anne Bonny and Calico JackThere came a time when piracy was a faux pas.
There was no more work for the buccaneers.
At war’s end, pirates went and became accountants and engineers.
Against the Spaniards, the queen ended her maritime fatwa.
But there...
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Categories:
faux pas, adventure, history, wisdom,
Form:
Narrative