Long Chump Poems
Long Chump Poems. Below are the most popular long Chump by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Chump poems by poem length and keyword.
Mad Molly ShawThis is the story of mad Molly Shaw
She might be mad now but she wasn’t before
she came home to find her man dead on the floor
She lay down her bible and let out a roar...
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Categories:
chump, western,
Form:
Rhyme
Son Say Goodnight To Grandpa“Son”...”say goodnight to grandpa”
Spurred by mother dearest
as well as other politesse
drummed into her second born
fobbing blandishments as incentive
tumbled off fingers of prodigal son
tripped wordsmith to splutter forth
forthwith the following lines.
Back in the day
quaint...
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Categories:
chump, 12th grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, absence,
Form:
Rhyme
LimericksLimericks
by Michael R. Burch
Clyde Lied!
by Michael R. Burch
There once was a mockingbird, Clyde,
who bragged of his prowess, but lied.
To his new wife he sighed,
"When again, gentle bride?"
"Nevermore!" bright-eyed Raven replied.
The Platypus
by Michael R. Burch
The platypus,...
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Categories:
chump, giggle, light, nonsense, parody, silly, smile, word
Form:
Limerick
Limericks Vii - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, AbsurdLimericks VII - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd
There continue to be modern sequels of the famous "Nantucket" limericks, including this bawdy one of mine:
There was a lewd whore from Nantucket
who intended to pee in a bucket;
but...
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Categories:
chump, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, satire, sexy, smile,
Form:
Limerick
Limericks Iii - Grab BagLimericks III - Grab Bag
Being a peace activist, I once wrote a limerick in an attempt to stop needless wars:
Of Tetley’s and V-2's
(or "Why Not to Bomb the Brits")
by Michael R. Burch
The English are very...
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Categories:
chump, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, silly, war, writing,
Form:
Limerick
FICTIONAL BIO:FICTIONAL BIO:
The missus asked me
(hitherto known as her bozo)
just mere moments ago
to craft humorous poem to glow
nsync with the shiny nose of Rudolph
keeping syncopated metrical flow
thus methought to crow
about being equally as foolish
streaking naked outside...
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Categories:
chump, adventure, allegory, courage, cute, hair, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Limericks Iv - Donald TrumpLimericks IV - Donald Trump
The Hair Flap
by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
The hair flap was truly a scare:
Trump’s bald as a billiard back there!
The whole nation laughed
At the state of his graft;
Now the...
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Categories:
chump, america, humor, humorous, leadership, light, nonsense, political,
Form:
Limerick
Within My Quasi Moat Toad Lily Padded Immediate EnvironsWithin my quasi moat toad lily padded immediate environs
Meaning the corporeal complex edifice
housing these lovely bones,
where linkedin logorrhea ably
strives to break out
in meaningless song
yobble hum hum diddle dee dee
and dance courtesy
an...
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Categories:
chump, adventure, age, allusion, analogy, anniversary, appreciation, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Bring On the Rejection SlipsBring on the rejection slips...
and/or try distilling my spirits
at losing gamble
if curious (by George) proceed
reading reasonable rhyme,
I guarantee the following words ramble.
Though flush with good humor
pun one mock two yields negligible
true cash equivalent value won
dirt...
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Categories:
chump, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, absence,
Form:
Free verse
Rental Rebate Plus Affordable RentRental rebate plus affordable rent...
One benefit living at
Highland Manor Apartments
until decrepit and bent...
constitutes qualifying for reimbursement
direct deposited into checking
as chump change event,
hence one generic grateful gent
feels self satisfied as Clark Kent.
After wing and prayer
granted courtesy...
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Categories:
chump, america, beautiful, blessing, encouraging, happiness, humorous, march,
Form:
Rhyme
Election Reflection - Join In the CollaborationSome folks will be down in the dumps
Hillary lost … Donald came up trumps
Britain made their exit
They voted for Brexit
I have a question …are we all chumps?
JAN ALLISON
11~09~16
I think we're all sick of the...
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Categories:
chump, humorous, political, satire,
Form:
Limerick
Coloring Smiling Faces Donned With Faux Missing Teeth,Coloring smiling faces donned with faux missing teeth,
and waxing poetic lip schtick adorned with moustaches
Swarthy, spooky, scary carved
pumpkin faces thickly materialized
out of thin air
as Halloween holiday loomed near
yes... just an innocently naive fickle kid,
who...
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Categories:
chump, 12th grade, 1st grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Rhyme
Mirror ManI'm making pipe bombs out of all the
momentum you stole from me.
All the skipped heartbeats. All the hesitation-
potential energy. You made me unsure of what
it meant to be, worthy.
I'm stockpiling...
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Categories:
chump, anxiety, depression, faith, i miss you, introspection,
Form:
Free verse
Called Me a Player So I Played YaJust now I took a minute to myself
reflecting it's going well
re-step well if I'm a belt
I'm holding up but my former self
in stealth hiding in my shadow so now I'm mystealth
a worn version like an...
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Categories:
chump, conflict, corruption, crazy, smart, truth,
Form:
Free verse
Primary Lesson - End of ClassHere is a lesson, a tortuous tale for your next-of-kin,
About a political hack we'll call the Bigly Pumpkin.
It's a bit like star wars, he is more an older Anakin,
Who fooled the Nation even though he's...
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Categories:
chump, america, patriotic, political, presidents day,
Form:
Rhyme
In Prays of Legal TenderPreface:
Aye do attest
that poetry may not be best
to express whoosh to chest
git a lee till bitta chump change
boot an overpowering literary force
to pocket earning for a grange
(hmm...who knows maybe
...
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Categories:
chump, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Limericks V - PoliticsLimericks V - Politics
Baked Alaskan
by Michael R. Burch
There is a strange yokel so flirty
she makes whores seem icons of purity.
With all her winkin’ and blinkin’
Palin seems to be thinkin’—
"Ah culd save th’ free world ’cause...
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Categories:
chump, america, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, political, usa,
Form:
Limerick
War Cries of Mad ManI REMEMBER A TIME WHEN A MAN WOULDNT CONSIDER LISTNING
TO THE TYPE OF THINGS THAT MODERN POLITICIANS SUGGESTING
AND THOSE MEN KNEW MEN BEFORE THEM THAT WOULD LISTEN TO EVEN LESS TODAYS WORDS WOULDNT DRAW A...
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Categories:
chump, america, anger, anxiety,
Form:
Free verse
Out of My MindAs conspiracies plot like blood clots sneaking up to give you that shock focused on the not please take a seat for those that cant take the heat because its about to get hot as...
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Categories:
chump, anger, conflict, dark, political, prayer, rap,
Form:
Verse
Thru An Opened Bedroom Albeit Screened WindowThru an opened bedroom (albeit screened) window...
Accessible twenty four hours a day
seven days a week,
fifty two weeks a year.
Spring 2022 Curtain call at
Highland Manor Apartments unit b44
framing Mother Nature nook
ever changing scene unfolds
analogous to storybook.
I...
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Categories:
chump, adventure, america, animal, appreciation, april, beauty, bird,
Form:
Free verse
Mother of CowardsMother of Cowards
by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
So unlike the brazen giant of Greek fame
With conquering limbs astride from land to land,
Spread-eagled, showering gold, a strumpet stands:
A much-used trollop with a torch, whose...
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Categories:
chump, america, discrimination, freedom, independence day, light, new
Form:
Sonnet
Chump Change
Were you even supposed to return here?
It feels like you should be noticeably
different, even if just slightly, improved—
a worm seeking escape from a hooked fate,
its visible squirm an apology for not bringing...
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Categories:
chump, identity, time, vanity,
Form:
Free verse
Urban Attitude Rhyme RefusalI put eyeballs on rivals
as I survive and rise forth
an arrival of an idol
standing Eiffel with force
surprisingly viral
taking titles and more
in a wave wide and tidal
winning prizes for sure
from miles behind to in front
a...
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Categories:
chump, urban,
Form:
Rhyme
Bring On the Rejection Slips and Or Lost WagerBring on the rejection slips and/or lost wager
Though flush with good humor
pun one mock two yields negligible
true cash equivalent value won
dirt poor offspring privileged as prodigal son
pockets bursting with legal tender,
where just yesterday I had...
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Categories:
chump, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Battle Against SlothfulnessLooking at the mirror with good day’s pleasure
I see slothfulness’ glamour gripping me with delight’s leisure
Yet ready to attack my sense of honor for me to defy time-worth’s treasure
So defiant; not a generous donor offering...
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Categories:
chump, character, courage, devotion, faith, god, inspirational, spiritual,
Form:
Rhyme