Long Backside Poems
Long Backside Poems. Below are the most popular long Backside by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Backside poems by poem length and keyword.
I Am My Father's SonThey were gambling in front of the house.
Manservants and pages bustled about
Serving Suitors who just curse and carouse.
Few mix wine with water. I heard one shout,
"Clean down the tables with wet sponges! Rouse
Yourselves! And when...
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Categories:
backside, adventure, anger, anxiety, bullying, father, history, introspection,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Chapter 108 -- Damian Dj Delilah Mallory Damali Cj: the New Temple and Djs BirthdayDate: January 4 2046
Damali and DJ were active in the
Small house sprucing up for their
Day. "Hey happy birthday partner!"
Damali jostled DJ. In the main house
Now 11 morning time. Damian had
Plans...
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Categories:
backside, color, confidence, deep,
Form:
Alliteration
Reunited -- Both Audio and Text - W-IllustrationMany of us have a favorite possession from when we were young, and this
93-year old gentleman is no exception.
...
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Categories:
backside, childhood, relationship,
Form:
Narrative
Of Winks and Wings - Part 1I have a little story to tell you ... it's absolutely true, of course, at least as far as I'm concerned, but you can take it as you wish - as a tale, a fact,...
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Categories:
backside, autumn, life, lost love, nature, soulmate,
Form:
Free verse
Uncle Arthur‘She’s on again - the annual campin’ trip regatta,
and we’ve got ourselves together for our plans to Wonnangatta.
The high country; you can’t beat it for the peace and quiet
unless of course some plans get...
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Categories:
backside, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
C T Myers - Both Audio and TextC. T. Myers
Just a couple weeks ago the boss called in an ad, hoping we could find a guy to fill Bill Daly’s shoes.
Bill had fallen victim to the same thing that his dad had,...
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Categories:
backside, anger, car,
Form:
Verse
OrpheusSlang..
Chick-fil-a = the best place ever
jade =
brooke = gorgeous
mishin = the boss, as in “You aren’t the boss of me.”
Orpheus
We’re on vaycay. School is OVER, COVID is over. We’re in New York City...
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Categories:
backside, humor, mothers day, new york, sister, summer,
Form:
Free verse
Pipe Lines of Kaimu: Imu Ground OvenPreparations for 'Luau' (LOU-ow) or a Hawaiian Party-like event, for a church Luau, would be a 'Ho'ike' (hoe-'E-kay). The hunters will tie the hind legs of whatever animal will go into an 'i'mu' (E'-moo), which...
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Categories:
backside, appreciation, beautiful, blessing, celebration, happiness, religion, together,
Form:
Narrative
Butt Out - Collaboration - Please Join InI’m lunching with my bestie Mylie
She’s upset and no longer smiley
I ask her what’s wrong
She said in my thong
My bottom is no match for Kylie!
I giggled and said stop your moans
You're perfect not like Bridget...
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Categories:
backside, body, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Experimental Drugs - Both Audio and Text“We need to talk! Something I perceive as being nothing short of scary’s now been going on for several years…it’s got to stop!
Insurance costs are soaring…and the cost of some prescriptions is...
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Categories:
backside, drug,
Form:
Rhyme
Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl KovalovichAce colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich
revisited January 23rd, 2024
on the evening before yours truly
(the one and only Matthew Scott Harris),
a stand up comic wannabe, who
historically heartily hales
from Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
undergoes oh joy rapture colonoscopy.
Three days...
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Categories:
backside, angel, anxiety, appreciation, birthday, blessing, death, health,
Form:
Free verse
A Ghetto Conversation
Hey bruh,
haven’t you heard,
ain’t you read the news?
The White House is gonna eradicate
the fear infested inner city blues
That Trump fella says,
he’s got his poison pen ready to use
He says black folks got nothing...
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Categories:
backside, culture, prejudice, truth, word play,
Form:
Verse
Holy Standup MattersIn April of this year I began preparing a new organic gardening patch,
planning to have it ready for next year's expansion from a too-small garden
in front of my recently acquired Connecticut Cape Cod home.
I have...
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Categories:
backside, culture, garden, health, humanity, humor, nature,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Oye, Karin - I Will Never ForgetEveryone was gone, and the pool beckoned -
one-piece bathing suit, on your perfect petite form ...
...
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Categories:
backside, passion, romance, sensual, soulmate, true love,
Form:
Free verse
Trinidad
I
Remember when days were long
and all de children do...
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Categories:
backside, nostalgia,
Form:
Rhyme
Grandpa's Halloween StoryWe all have favorite times of year, and I am no exception.
If I were forced to pick a favorite time, it would be fall.
Though not because it sports the finest garb, although it does,
But rather...
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Categories:
backside, funny, halloween, humor,
Form:
Narrative
The Day Before the Sale --- 2nd Half“Might you have an opening for an auction fairly soon? If I move, I'm gonna have a ton of stuff to sell.”
“I'm trying to find a building at the moment,” he replied, “a...
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Categories:
backside, humor,
Form:
Verse
Chapter 22-- Dolly Damian and Molly: Cascades ConcludesDate: March 2024
Dominant dapper Damian was on his way home.
6'5" nearly 300 pounds of domination.
That... was the situation. How would she
Conquer him? Her thoughts were dangerous.
Dolly was 5'7" 180 pounds...
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Categories:
backside, care, together,
Form:
Alliteration
That's a Promise -- Not a ThreatMost of you, I don’t suppose, devote a lot of time to wond’ring ‘bout your death, but, now and then,
I begin imagining some pretty strange scenarios. Of course I’m going to die,...
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Categories:
backside, car, funny, humor,
Form:
Narrative
Chapter 53 -- Damian Delilah Mallory: the Family Seventeen Iv10:30 at night everything was
peaceful in the Damian Hakim
household. Children were
Safely in there dreams. But the
Seven were wide eyed and
Would soon begin to let the
Parents know they were needed.
The racket began. Damian...
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Categories:
backside, best friend, confidence, corruption, creation, youth,
Form:
Alliteration
Ace Colonoscopy Doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich and Larry BorowskyAce colonoscopy doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich
and Larry Borowsky
Though necessary to down:
four Dulcolax laxative tablets,
quaff half 238 gram bottle of Miralax
over span of eight hours,
and if necessary even one Fleets Enema,
I...
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Categories:
backside, adventure, age, anxiety, appreciation, blessing, care, death,
Form:
Free verse
Nature's Healthy SpiritsListen my son
and you shall hear
strange curiosities
about my spiritual career.
A student of science
Left hemispheric
A student of religion
Right ancient indigenous feelings
kinda queeric
With mindbody Left lightpowered thoughts,
ecopolitically sold out wealthy mind
bought health embodied
for re-connecting Left dogmatic
voiced...
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Categories:
backside, body, earth, health, integrity, nature, religion, spiritual,
Form:
Political Verse
Paybacks Are Hell - Both Audio and TextKirby Kirby’s sister’s brother’s cat bit Bill Belushi’s 45 lb. Yorkie on the *** last Tuesday night,
And I’m a real big fan of dogs so…when it comes to felines…bitin’ canines ANYWHERE, well...I don’t think it’s...
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Categories:
backside, hilarious, humor,
Form:
Narrative
Lock and KeyTimothy had always been a man of laughing joy and conversation
-Friendship dialogue communication -
But now there was silence but for...
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Categories:
backside, future,
Form:
Free verse
The Valentine PhotographTHE VALENTINE PHOTO--2014
Bubba was tired and his feet were aching from walking so
much. He and Carly had walked up and down the block 5 times
looking for his wallet. It only had $46 in...
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Categories:
backside, boyfriend, girlfriend, humor,
Form:
Prose