Wedding Limerick Poems

There once were two giraffes from Gibraltar,
Saw a banquet and said, "do ya think that we oughta?"
Well as long as we're fast,
We'll have to make...

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   ~ To be read with an Irish brogue ~

   Mary, please marry 'me merry Barry'
   'Me merry Berry,'...

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“turn the table”


from sweet to sour is my listening taste
broken bouzouki Greek wedding plates
thirty-three to forty-five
or hearing live
when i’m sixty-four on seventy-eight...

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We’re away from our home for a wedding 
So we drove to explore a new town.
Found a cool-looking shop
And decided to stop
But, while strolling the...

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There was a day set aside for the wedding
but the groom was very much dreading
it would be the same day
his grand final would play
and that’s...

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          A tall, handsome, young man from Rangoon,
        ...

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We witness them walk down the aisle with dread
But we've already prepared their wedding bed
We smile, laugh and pretend
Like it isn't the end
As science and...

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Happy to see my friend, Penelope
  'Neath alabaster wedding canopy
    But the horrid-looking groom
    Penelope's ruined ~ unless...

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A Florida man left his bride
in the honeymoon suite; took a ride.
He met up with a hooker
(or a cop, he mistook her);
I’m guessing he’s single...

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The wedding was scheduled for three
But the groom took off for a pee
How the bride's bra strap
Got caught on my lap
Remains a complete mystery ....

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Esau married a hot Ishmaelite;
To get back at Isaac in spite.
The town is all buzzin’;
He wedded his cousin,
But they say that the kids are alright....

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A couple got married in the Winter Wonderland
For the reception they hired a mariachi band
They danced a Spanish jig,
Then left in a borrowed rig
Stiffing the...

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Dangerous North American lynx
Gave the female cats a giant wink
They heard wedding bells
Fell over themselves
His romantic life is in the pink...

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I once met a gal from Miscogee
A woman of rarest pedigree
She offered her hand,
For my wedding band
So now I am no longer Scot free.

written August...

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The bride and groom, about to pop the cork
But the label read -- Pig Juice, Pure Lean Pork
   The newleyweds were concerned
 ...

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