Hate Limerick Poems

Death To America
Miracle Man
4/19/2024

They protest with signs and take to the street,
Bent on making trouble and spreading deceit.
Give America death,
is on every breath,
too many people...

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Some numpty bad mouthed my soup style
I’ve taken a break for a while
But I won't be deterred
From writing about turd
And subjects some others deem vile

I’m...

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Written: February 23, 2024

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Few Like The Tax Man 
Miracle Man
5/26/2023

I come from a small town named Shuster,
my father was the property tax adjuster.
He was always working late,
Toward him...

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A grown man sucking his thumb
Was laugh at and called a bum
He couldn't believe
The hate he'd received
And though those people were dumb...

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When devouring a hot chicken pie
An advertised flat caught my eye,
     I would hazard a guess
     Judging...

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There once lived a man with a loathe
For shrinking from a devil's oath

He was so indeed
The smallest of seed

Cause benevolence leads to growth

Syllables:

8,8,8
5,5,5...

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When inviting some folks to your home,
Over guest lists you really should comb,
Crossing out those whose views
Have made waves in the news
Or you might end...

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I once knew a man named Shane
Who didn't have, a chain

He was so damn cold
Cuz he wasn't sold

That drove him so damn insane!

Syllables:

7,7,7
6,6...

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Oh, mommy and daddy, please hear my plea
Don't sit your children on Santa Claus' knee
He's too touchy feely
Eyes are hard and steely
He's soused from too...

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It seems like our world is always in crisis
As if nobody knows what the word nice is
We are so past irate
We need a new word...

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Trump specifically detailed
How to delay ballots mailed
"Make America Great"
by generating hate?
The Trump Administration FAILED!...

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What's something a Tsar likes to hide?
Things that interfere with his pride
Putin wants to destroy
What was once full of joy
Ukraine should be his cyanide...

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Which is it, a pigeon or dove?
We hate one; the other, we love.
Your clean car, that blob?
'Twas likely a squab,
opined likewise of you, thereof.

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H/T to...

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Mating Calls, or, Purdy Please!
Limericks by Michael R. Burch

1.
Nine-thirty? Feeling flirty (and, indeed, a trifle dirty),
I decided to ring prudish Eleanor Purdy ...
When I rang...

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