Boyfriend Limerick Poems

Taylor and Travis ain't hidin'
She's voiced her first choice is Biden
Though Joe looks ancient
Fans know he's patient
Yet swiftly his odds to win widen...

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Soozie was angry with her boyfriend, Bob
Tried dismembering him but botched the job
Disgruntled with all men
She vowed to try again
When she found him in bed...

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  Sue was just a farmer's lass
  At whom I made an awkward pass ~
    She said, Let's have some...

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barbie and ken travel keen

into deep space so serene

a cosmic romance

among stars they dance

setting a new cosmic scene.
...

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My dearest boyfriend asked me what I like
I said, just a new apple mac book, Mike
At nearby mall there he went
And his money were all...

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Girlfriend: so, where’s my birthday gift?
Boyfriend: look, there’s a car near lift,
Sure, you like that colour,
Wow, of course, smart feller, 
Here’s your lipstick, same shade—
Last...

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I could tell by the look in her eyes
She was a girl who knew about guys
She thought that my size
Might generate sighs
One can't help but...

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A rift in faith can be a big sorrow.
A helpful hand you need to borrow.
He can save you from this dilemma.
Your faith will be restore...

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Lovely Jen a poetic romantic
A mask she hated with the pandemic
Rhinestone, pearls, a smiley face
She decorated the lace
Her boyfriend though she was kind of manic.

6/1/2022


A...

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My boyfriend had been on the lash
There’s vomit dripping down his tash
And as for his beard
It’s worse than he feared
I’m thankful he ran out of...

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Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today

It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor
Some soup people barf at toilet humor
Have you sniffed...

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My boyfriend acted like a loon
He and I wasn’t in tune
When I called it quits
He gave me the s
Then tells me he’s moving to the...

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[Folk are gonna talk if I keep writing from the
Lady’s perspective... so here’s another. It means
Nothing... honest. Try this to Bette Middler’s
‘Company B’]

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Funny how my...

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Ex-boyfriend, I'll call him Jermaine
His farting just drove me insane
Foul farts how they stank
oh boy it was rank
twas like standing by a blocked drain  


Because he...

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Andy the explorer seeks unmark trail
He takes QQ on a long march never fail
Roadrunner rather run than fly
Catch a bird let’s make a pigeon pie
Both...

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