Angst Limerick Poems

In her front yard she was being attack
By a guy who just wanted some crack
So, she threw out some soap
Which he though was real dope
To...

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Such bothersome angst over socks;
When missing one, all patience rocks!
This holds up your day-
With non-planned delay
And matching your outfit now blocks!

You search thoroughly in each...

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It was spoken from town to town

He had the greatest smile around

Till his brother Keith

Knocked out his front teeth

And now he greets all with a...

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Time is on my side says Mick Jagger
Yes it is and thus he can swagger
But here with disgust
We must clocks adjust
And in morning out of...

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He roots this is the finale
How long can she dilly dally?
He thinks she's quite cute
If in her birthday suit
Trump's sure to pollute Nikki Haley...

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I’m Puzzled, the pieces all look the same.
My Glasses, do hover over the aim.
   What was I thinking?
   Might take to...

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The soup has a shortage of ads
Let’s call for more saying egads! 
While they interfere
With the reason we’re here
We'll learn about doodads and fads
...

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in hills where buffaloes roam

i brew coffee in my home

excess grounds water cold

bitter stale much too bold

grateful when my wife gets home.
...

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There was a young turkey named Sam
Whose favorite food was sweet ham.
Though kept as a pet
He could not forget
Thanksgiving Day might be a scam!

Though liked...

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There was once a rotten scoundrel named Reid

   Who filched a horse in a moment of greed

      As...

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When looking for a quack with spiked rates
Some try the Windowed Office of Bill Gates
Coz right on the spot
He’ll give you a shot
But be prepared...

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They protest to not be a drama queen
but just can't wait to jump into the scene
Pretending to be a friend
Verbal daggers they extend
Their true colors...

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There once was a boy who ate worms
enthralled by their wiggles and squirms,
but the juicy ones
oft gave him the runs;
the stain on his trousers confirms.


(Limerick)


05/03/2023


A...

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[Dedicated to the blocked Brits: Tom, Gary and
myself. May the mist soon clear for us all]

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I’m just a young poet from Blighty
l find I can...

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The splintering sound, the shattering
      of my drinking glass
     This put paid to my sleeping beauty...

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