Funeral Light Verse Poems

Life is so strange,
Nothing stays the same.
Everything change,
But who to blame?

It is like a game
Where you lose,
Before you gain
And to win you have to face...

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His name is Mr. Phire,
but he insist you call him R. Syn
He's a torch for hire,
if you need something set ablaze,
something smoking

Make the right down...

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Red potato
green potato
sweet potato
Yam
funeral potatoes
eggs and potatoes
mashed potatoes
Spam
baked potatoes
peeled potatoes
eat them
while you can
potato eyes
potato fries
potatoes au gratin
potatoes rotten
make potato jam...

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Morning funeral 
He was eighty-six
Ready to go, angry about everything.
Tired of being here, irritated he cannot drive any more
Thrilled to go, probably driving a race...

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We never knew She-Fee really. She was our cousin, but
She was banished practically the first time my parents saw her.
Strange my father pronounced almost immediately.
My...

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I almost dare not to tell you a story this silly,
This crazy, this weird, this hilarious absolute willy.
But I have to do it, for my...

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In the school, we played together.
The celebration of life we lived together. 
All the years yearning for a better life.
You were the true treasure of...

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Arriving in Spring,
                      ...

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All I see is pain.
All around they cry,
Everyone's asking why?
   All I see is pain.
This is driving me insane!
Has this bad dream come...

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Viking, Viking burning bright,
on a pyre in the night,
though the wind howls and bites,
this funeral is out-of-sight!

Through the cold and falling snow,
on the lake your...

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One day 
When we all thought Saturday was a depiction of the sky raining with birds..., singing.. 
Blue as the day comes with heat..., ready...

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Put me in a binbag
When I pass away
I really don’t mind at all
‘Cos where I’m put I’’ll stay

They come on Thursday morning you know
In their...

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The Day or Night will surely come,
when nothing else can be said or done.
Put my last Hat upon my head,
let this be the last thing...

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Bought me a computer yesterday,
and it worked just fine I must say
It worked just fine ... fine and dandy
The warranty was cut fresh,
top of the...

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Everybody is having big fun,
the party is lively ... really jumping
The love is being spread freely
All the ladies are looking glamorously good,
all the fellas are...

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