Funny Jump Poems

When I travel near and far, 
I find a cookbook that is a real star.
With thousands of great recipes to cook, 
How in the world...

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Busted, played out, known to fail.
I’m climbing on the bridge’s rail. 

Used-up, tired, left behind. 
All friends, lovers leave, and I don’t mind.

Because I didn’t...

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Clippity clomp stomp romp chomp  
its wabbit making racket with a hatchet    
He's got a hump and a stump rump ...

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There once was a donkey
He was married to a horse
Donkey was to stubborn
So the donkey got a divorce

Cleaver was the ways of the hen
She married...

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Blind Charlie was flying with chute on his back
The pilot inquired about time for the pack
I know when to pull the cord
Once I am pushed...

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This is an ode to Sally-Jo,
Her silver spurs and the horse she rode,
As their mighty leap slowly unwound
They jumped the Grand Canyon in a single...

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Powerful tyrannic regimes, lovely sky, thunder
Eating doritos, ignoring culture
I'iz fat, I'iz lazy
Yet I previal, for power, wealth and fame.
I grow like a sunflower, flying through...

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I ran miles before recognizing it
Like a wind in the sails
It’s never ready
Never thinking to care.
A desperate attempt at breathing
Funny, this wasn’t here before
Like a...

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A Jump In the Hay
 

I needed you to be ready by nine
So I told you eight-thirty
I could light your pants on fire
And you’d still...

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There once was a man named Gump
Who went on a parachute jump
He went in with a smile
To a swamp of crocodile
And now Mr. Gump has...

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Jumping on a trampoline
Falling off could be quite mean!
Jumping up with leaps and bounds
Oh how fun that really sounds!...

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