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Funny January Poems

These Funny January poems are examples of January poems about Funny. These are the best examples of January Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Four Cafes
I was off for my vacation. After a long flight and drive, I reached my cozy apartment. Stars like diamonds filled the cold January night....

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Categories: drink, food, january, sun,

Premium Member A January Night
I was reading by a lamp,                                       ...

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Categories: january, moon, snow, storm, tree,

Premium Member Sleepy, Creepy Uncle Biden
Sleepy, creepy uncle Biden
in the basement had been hidin'
while reformers wrote his script
and the casted votes got flipped.

Now President reject, behind CNN's stage
emulates the affects...

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Categories: age, america, funny, january,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: january, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member Potatoes

At dinner the other night, 
mom fixed our favorite. 
She baked them, 
broiled them, 
cut them up,
 and fried them nice. 

She told us,
this was...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: january, beauty, death, friendship, irony,

Premium Member A New January
Resolutions each January I feel I must do.                 ...

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Categories: february, january, power,

Premium Member The Big Mountain
The Big Mountain

In the distance, 
I gaze at the giant before me. 
Cliff faces, I can not climb today, 
but tomorrow... I will. 

I have...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: january, adventure, angel, atheist, fantasy,

Premium Member Me and Eeyore, On the Year of My Birth
Just          my mother tryin for 
anothur          moment...

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Categories: funny, january, sad, sweet,

Premium Member The Non-Resolver
I’ve been watching my weight since 14,
but with all of the diets I’ve seen,
they’ve become a big no-no.
This here dieting yo-yo
has stopped trying to be...

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Categories: funny, january, new year,

Premium Member So Much For Good Luck
An old southern tradition said to bring good luck throughout the year,
Is to eat black-eyed peas on New Years Day, a custom they hold so...

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Categories: funny, january, new years

Premium Member January
Time to figure consarned taxes again

     And Christmas bills come due giving me pain


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Categories: january, funny,

January 1st
Relieving myself
After a long night
I smiled a bit
I havent peed
Since last year!...

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© CJ Krieger  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: january, funny,