Funny January Poems
These Funny January poems are examples of January poems about Funny. These are the best examples of January Funny poems written by international poets.
drink, food, january, sun,
I was off for my vacation. After a long flight and drive, I reached my cozy apartment. Stars like diamonds filled the cold January night....
A January Night
january, moon, snow, storm, tree,
I was reading by a lamp, ...
Sleepy, Creepy Uncle Biden
age, america, funny, january,
Sleepy, creepy uncle Biden
in the basement had been hidin'
while reformers wrote his script
and the casted votes got flipped.
Now President reject, behind CNN's stage
emulates the affects...
There For Me
january, 12th grade, character, hope,
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
january, beauty, death, friendship, irony,
At dinner the other night,
mom fixed our favorite.
She baked them,
cut them up,
and fried them nice.
She told us,
A New January
february, january, power,
Resolutions each January I feel I must do. ...
The Big Mountain
january, adventure, angel, atheist, fantasy,
The Big Mountain
In the distance,
I gaze at the giant before me.
Cliff faces, I can not climb today,
but tomorrow... I will.
Me and Eeyore, On the Year of My Birth
funny, january, sad, sweet,
Just my mother tryin for
funny, january, new year,
I’ve been watching my weight since 14,
but with all of the diets I’ve seen,
they’ve become a big no-no.
This here dieting yo-yo
has stopped trying to be...
So Much For Good Luck
funny, january, new years
An old southern tradition said to bring good luck throughout the year,
Is to eat black-eyed peas on New Years Day, a custom they hold so...
Time to figure consarned taxes again
And Christmas bills come due giving me pain
After a long night
I smiled a bit
I havent peed
Since last year!...