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Funny January Poems

These Funny January poems are examples of January poems about Funny. These are the best examples of January Funny poems written by international poets.

Sleepy, Creepy Uncle Biden

Sleepy, creepy uncle Biden
in the basement had been hidin'
while reformers wrote his script
and the casted votes got flipped.

Now President reject, behind CNN's stage
emulates the affects...

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Categories: age, america, funny, january,

Me and Eeyore, On the Year of My Birth

Just          my mother tryin for 
anothur          moment...

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Categories: funny, january, sad, sweet,

The Non-Resolver

I’ve been watching my weight since 14,
but with all of the diets I’ve seen,
they’ve become a big no-no.
This here dieting yo-yo
has stopped trying to be...

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Categories: funny, january, new year,

So Much For Good Luck

An old southern tradition said to bring good luck throughout the year,
Is to eat black-eyed peas on New Years Day, a custom they hold so...

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Categories: funny, january, new years

January

Time to figure consarned taxes again

     And Christmas bills come due giving me pain

       ...

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Categories: january, funny,

January 1st

Relieving myself
After a long night
I smiled a bit
Thinking
I havent peed
Since last year!...

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Categories: january, funny,