Wedding Irony Poems

Lee had dreamed of a woman with blue eyes.
It is only a dream! Everyone told him.
I think she is my soul mate, he said.
I am...

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My mother was talking to her friend and I was drawing fruit on an Izal toilet roll.
Only because we didn’t have any writing paper and...

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Inheriting awful army from his father,
Alexander became his life-script’s author;
Schooled by best of philosophers in history,
Gaining in all arts sky-high mastery;
At the slaughter of his...

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he told me i was crass
he told me i was trash  
he told me i had no fire
he told me he was tired
he told...

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Like an artist with canvas, paint, and brush,
     how then to illustrate (for you) in words
and in rhyme the throes of...

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Potatoes

At dinner the other night, 
mom fixed our favorite. 
She baked them, 
broiled them, 
cut them up,
 and fried them nice. 

She told us,
this was...

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They all happened just in a day,
All: birth, going forth, heyday, 
Wedding day, D-day, all in a day.

They all happened just – in a day,
For...

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Cockleburs

Small green weeds, 
with little seed pots, 
that stick to your socks. 

They travel with you, 
to the next place, 
that God wants them to...

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Fear of Acceptance

The queen called her jester, 
and requested a joke! 
He had nothing to say, 
He just sat there, 
as he had already choked....

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Years ago, hot summer romance;
Young hearts never had a chance.
Quaint and backwoods southern town;
She never got her wedding gown.

Promised to love 'til endless time;
Sudden brief...

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You failed to take your Drone Control Command Kit
as you hurried  off at dawn for work this early morn.

Unmindful, I mistook it for a...

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Miles and miles from Services,
and waiting for a tow.
There's never any toilets when you really need to go!

?Listening to wedding vows,
or going for a hike.
At...

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In wedding ceremony
Bride told officiating priest
In the confession box;

“Wed me and my man,
Sooner than later; wait not
I confess this man I love not
He is not...

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Last fall she was dancing up a storm
at her grandsons wedding attire adorned,
having more energy than the energizer bunny
twirling around having a demeanor very sunny,

Then...

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Bride saw bridegroom
painted and carved as statue
took off  as bullet...

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