Humorous Internet Poems
These Humorous Internet poems are examples of Internet poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Internet Humorous poems written by international poets.
Down UnderScreen springs to life
Icons populate digital landscape
There in the middle sits that little box
Please enter your password
Thinks what was it?
Do you want a hint?
Who was...
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Categories:
internet, anger, computer, emotions, humorous,
What Was I Thinking I googled "AI" ... found notes on Artificial Insemination!!!...
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Categories:
confusion, humorous, internet,
Thoughts On the MetaverseWhat in the world is this new Metaverse?
Now they are selling houses, I understand,
[Who would have thought in this universe]
Buy now, I’m told, for there...
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Categories:
angst, humorous, internet, me,
Muffed ItOn the internet I am a rookie,
But the web site said they would book me
A tele-health call
And my Doc's on the ball
But I had a...
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internet, cute, funny, humorous,
to be --2 b
=/=2 b
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computer, humorous, internet, surreal,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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internet, 12th grade, character, hope,
Mail Order Maiden - CtI smiled invitingly, the screen
Revealed woman of my ideal
Russian silk beauty, pure, unseen
Pillow lips, brush eyelash appeal
I said I could serve her...
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Categories:
internet, allusion, beautiful, fun, humorous,
His Wife Is Giving Him the Silent TweetmentMy neighbour’s addicted to Twitter
He’ll tweet when he’s doing a ‘sitter’
When he squats for a dump
He tweets more than Don Trump
No wonder his wife feels...
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humorous, internet,
Hardly, a Human BeingHardly, a Human Being!
Get a hammer and garrote that
brainchild,
That demonic smartphone, I propose.
That mutant who seduces you,
With most amorous rings!
Put the sultry siren to rest,
Tune...
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humorous, internet,
A Concise Summation of the InternetThe internet destroys,
the internet creates,
the internet is everything,
the internet is fake.
…and good lord is there a lot of ****....
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Categories:
computer, humorous, internet, light,
Modern PoetrySkip ad
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and
ad blocker
get dressed
is not that kind of poem
vote
please favorite me
I am flavor to be
like me
love me
photoshop me
pause...
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internet, art, dark, evil, funny,
Season of SeveringDon’t repeat the things I’ve said –
They might be taken out of context
In this pit of rats and vipers,
We’re all guilty of what’s said next
The...
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Categories:
internet, america, angst, conflict, future,
Get a GripToo many obstacles in my way
to get anything done today.
I over slept
called in sick.
Boss got ticked.
Oh well, he'll get
over it.
My head feels like
it's been hit
with...
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allusion, funny, humorous, internet,
Man From KentuckyThere was a young man from Kentucky
Who attempted online to get lucky
Requests unspeakable
Some inconceivable
Plus those pokes made him feel yucky
April 21, 2018
July 16, 2018
LIMERICKS, Old/New...
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Categories:
internet, desire, fun, hilarious, humor,
Addicted To Being AddictedI’m hooked, taken, I need social media,
A regular dose of cyber space.
I need it to relax my nerves every day,
Exist in a cloudy ethereal place.
My...
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Categories:
addiction, humorous, internet,