Wedding Humorous Poems
These Wedding Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Wedding. These are the best examples of Humorous Wedding poems written by international poets.
frogfatherwhere is he?
have you seen him?
the whispers are quiet
we are interested, yet terrified
I am ushered into a room
it is frogfather’s daughter’s wedding
he is granting requests
I...
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humorous,
The Snowman Takes A Wife
The snowman
fun and cold
watching kids.
Covered in snow
white head to toe
sun stay away
please no melting.
Frosty is my name
A...
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humorous, celebration, fun, love, marriage,
Christmas AloneQuote By Poet "Life is made up of many happy tears and many sad tears"
Theirs was a perfect June wedding,
filled with pretty flowers and a...
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humorous, day, flower, kiss, love,
Bells
The old white wooden church,
stood tall upon a tree lined mountain.
The winding dirt road,
lead us up each Sunday morning....
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humorous, christmas, love, snow, song,
Nameless"A mother's love is made in heaven." Quote Written By Poet
She was a young and beautiful bride,
then her handsome husband died.
The fast car came out...
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humorous, baby, happy, mom, parents,
Grand Final ClashThere was a day set aside for the wedding
but the groom was very much dreading
it would be the same day
his grand final would play
and that’s...
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humorous, sports, wedding,
The Sound of SnoringIt is common knowledge to those who have shared rooms with the groom and those who have only shared houses with him, he snores
and...
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humor, humorous, music, sleep,
Split Personality - Duelling ProverbsMum said "birds of a feather flock together"
so I searched for a man who liked similar weather
until Dad stressed "opposites attract"
and I...
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hilarious, humorous, marriage, relationship,
Juice Ex MachinaJuice Ex Machina
By Mark D. Stucky
When wine ran out at the wedding in Cana,
why did Mary request and expect Jesus
(who seemed slightly exasperated)
to act as...
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care, humorous, jesus, judgement,
Many Years Ago Story PoemMany years ago,
a simple kiss made her glow.
Love was everywhere,
sweet flowers filled the air.
That day there was no snow,
the warm sand covered a toe.
Her blue...
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humorous, anniversary, joy, july, kiss,
Romance In Rangoon
A tall, handsome, young man from Rangoon,
...
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beautiful, happiness, humorous,
Chapter 33 -- Delilah Damian and Damian Junior Makes ThreeThe ambulance ride only lasted
For 10 minutes.
Delilah was in Labor now
Experiencing strange labor
Sensations. They were orgasms
Dolly didn't want to admit that.
Most of both families swept...
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humorous, beauty, birth, birthday, blessing,
Categories:
humorous, child, joy, life, love,
My Pretty Colorful Rose BouquetThe yellow rose is filled with sunshine and joy,
she says welcome back or good luck.
The red rose tells a story of...
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humorous, blue, green, happy, love,
Loved and LostWhen I open your book of life, ...
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humorous, animal, car, dad, fun,