Religious Humorous Poems
These Religious Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Religious. These are the best examples of Humorous Religious poems written by international poets.
Easter as interpreted by oneEaster as interpreted by one...
rebated, rebelled, rebirthed, rebooted,
and rebuked courtesy
one ill shod Unitarian atheist,
who means NOT to affect
any sacrilegious fallout
nor offend devoutly religious...
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humorous, adventure, bible, celebration, christian,
Forever youngSome guys just want you for sex
And I can see that
But I really think that would be doing you an injustice
I want to know the...
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humorous, sensual, woman,
Einstein Meme'sHis intellectual achievements and originality have made the word Einstein broadly synonymous with genius. Albert Einstein’s brother was a monster, his name, FrankEinstein.
Einstein was asked...
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humorous,
The CallIt was a dull, drizzling morning, the morning the Jehovah's Witnesses called on me, and I had been in my new flat for less than...
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humorous, religion,
January 13th 2024 Happy Lxv-th birthday Matthew Scott HarrisJanuary 13th 2024 - Happy Lxv-th birthday Matthew Scott Harris
date of conception:? ~ Late March – mid April 1958.
date of parturition: January xiii, mcmlix.
date...
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humorous, age, appreciation, birthday, celebration,
SonyaWhat’s a lovely girl like you doing in a dump like this.
I own it.
That course I took is working well.
Was that the diplomatic course.
It was,...
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funny love, girl, humorous,
Spiritual ListingsSpiritual Listings
By Mark D. Stucky
HGTV loves flipping homes
for fun and improved listings.
Houses, although important shelters,
are impermanent human structures.
Human spirits, in contrast,
are eternal…but need restoration.
Inspections show...
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corruption, god, humorous, recovery
Margin of ErrorMargin of Error
By Mark D. Stucky
If, statistically, Adam and Eve
hadn’t exceeded Eden’s margin of error,
would lambs now be lounging with lions?
Would toothy T-Rexes have been...
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corruption, god, humorous, recovery
Juice Ex MachinaJuice Ex Machina
By Mark D. Stucky
When wine ran out at the wedding in Cana,
why did Mary request and expect Jesus
(who seemed slightly exasperated)
to act as...
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care, humorous, jesus, judgement,
Retirement Due To Health IssuesThe dear old pastor had occupied the same pulpit for years and years;
He preached fire, damnation and The Hereafter scorching his congregants ears!
He had baptized...
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humorous, religious,
Mystic PhysicsMystic Physics
By Mark D. Stucky
When God said, “Let there be,”
ALL erupted from singularity.
The event horizon couldn’t bind Him.
Space and time required Him.
The Creator cued the...
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humorous, religion, science, space,
The Invention of LoveThe Invention of Love®
By Mark D. Stucky
When did God invent love?
Does God still hold the patent?
If patent protection expired,
is love now public domain?
How could love...
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humorous, devotion, emotions, love, mystery,
The 2023rd PsalmThe 2023rd Psalm
By Mark Stucky
“Above the law” is our shepherd; he shall always want.
He maketh us to lie about the election; he leadeth us into...
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america, bible, humorous, parody,
Preacher Sent To Buy Bull ShopIt’s the Bible shop he said.
You cannot miss it. The store is red.
It’s on Main, and it is easy to see.
In the window you will...
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humorous, word play,
The SignIt was raining when I met her.
A sure sign.
I ignored it.
Many a love story started in the rain.
We headed into the restaurant.
She throttled her brolly,...
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humor, humorous, religious,