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Moon Humorous Poems

These Moon Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Moon. These are the best examples of Humorous Moon poems written by international poets.


Premium Member If Adam Had Not Met Eve Hitler Should Have Met Freuid
If only Eve hadn’t met Adam
And angry Hitler had met Freuid
If Stanley never met Ollie
And David Gilmore had never been in Pink Floyd
Shakespeare had run...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: conflict, crazy, fun, humorous,



Premium Member I Will name the moon Dolly
I woke up inside a capsized boat.
What if I get cut on a coral reef?
What if I get stranded for four years like Tom Hanks?
What...

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Categories: humorous,

Malibu Sunset
Just like a slowly rolling tide
A jet trail sails across the sky
Drifting past the shell-shaped moon
A surreal moment gone too soon

It may not be the...

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Categories: drink, humor, humorous, sunset,

Premium Member Titanic
What is the noise I hear,  
could it be a loud cheer?  
Oh no my dear,  
we must leave and go the...

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Categories: humorous, love, moon, music, sea,

Premium Member The Solar Parody System
Abandoned Yellow Star,
Existential apostle.
Solar flares haunt outworlds, "I'm It, you're not."

Mercury, Mary's star loved from afar.
Hot but not the hottest star.
A tiny lifeless star.

Venus will...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous, allusion, analogy, extended metaphor,



let's rhyme
Moon is my soul
Sun is my brain
That's why whenever I cry my energy drains 
When I smile it rains
And all my makeup goes in vain
I...

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Categories: humorous, fun, funny, happiness, happy,

Premium Member Stars of Clarity
The bright blue sky and white fluffy clouds,
are slipping far away.
The day is coming to a close,
and it is now their bedtime.
Very soon the huge...

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Categories: humorous, blue, day, magic, men,

Premium Member When the Butterflies Dance
My garden comes alive at night,
many flowers do not bloom by day.
In the middle of the night, 
my garden is in full swing.
The Blue Bells are...

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Categories: humorous, butterfly, dance, flower, garden,

Premium Member Dead End Street POTD
There are many kinds of writes,  
some write wonderful songs.  
Their words will make you sing along,  
the music will keep running...

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Categories: humorous, books, music, poets, song,

Premium Member Silence Is Golden
A lady who lived in Korea
Had terrible verbal diarrhea 
Her hubby called Bill
Said, “Keep your tongue still,
Quit carping and bending my ear”

Bill’s desperate for a...

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Categories: humorous, peace,

Full Moon
Tonight's a full moon
And I'll stop and I'll swoon
When I see that big ball of white
'Cuz it's that time once again
To come out of my...

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Categories: animal, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member The Night Sky Comes Alive
The black velvet sky,  
with diamond dancing stars.  
The full moon,  
shining brightly.  
Morning awaits,   
sun bursting into color....

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Categories: humorous, color, dance, moon, morning,

Fruit Leather
You bite that apple!
Give it a go, put on a show
There is no shame
You said shame is a sham
And clams are happy
Do they hop or...

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Categories: humorous, fruit, humor, satire,

Rigorous Sphincter Ani Externus Muscle Workout
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Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins
courtesy healthy helping of prunes
linkedin to derrière issuing
melodious flatulence classical tunes,
yours truly renown buttuck blaster,
possesses...

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Categories: humorous, 12th grade, absence, appreciation,

Premium Member Red Moon Rising
Our sky is filled with beauty,                                       ...

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Categories: humorous, dance, night, red, sky,


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