Boyfriend Humorous Poems

It was a dull, drizzling morning, the morning the Jehovah's Witnesses called on me, and I had been in my new flat for less than...

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Mary had a flock of sheep but just one was a ram
She also had a giving nature… and a brand new pram

Mary tries so earnestly...

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Redneck dad was determined to not like his daughter’s beau.
He was from the other side of the bush, the money side.
His parents were probably stuck...

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Samuel saw her screaming for help in the sea.
Esta failed to save her friend  who was drowning 
And some people could make fun of the...

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It's lovely outside, I think I’ll go knickerless today.
You don’t want to do that, you might get knocked down by a bus.
Why would that make...

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Quote By Poet "Life is filled with hurts.                 ...

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I heard them say~love is blind,                   ...

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January…new year, new me.
Met you and now I’m happy. 
We watched the ball drop and kissed at midnight.


My February Valentine
hearts and flowers because you’re mine
as...

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I posted another short story (pieces in this poetry section have to be brief).
I'm just a wordie-birdie, I suppose *shrug*

It's called "Old designs." About a...

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[This is a cleaned up version of a very old joke. Ive sat on
it for a week or two debating whether it might still be...

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I could tell by the look in her eyes
She was a girl who knew about guys
She thought that my size
Might generate sighs
One can't help but...

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My boyfriend had been on the lash
There’s vomit dripping down his tash
And as for his beard
It’s worse than he feared
I’m thankful he ran out of...

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My boyfriend acted like a loon
He and I wasn’t in tune
When I called it quits
He gave me the s
Then tells me he’s moving to the...

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When I was young,                                           ...

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Mister hirsute and strong
   just felt totally wrong

The comedian was funny
   underneath not-so-sunny

A financier, short and stout
   his bulging...

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