Success Humor Poems
These Success Humor poems are examples of Humor poems about Success. These are the best examples of Humor Success poems written by international poets.
bye midtermsThe sharpened mind - with care - takes aim
- at university, we play ruthless games.
Where pencils scratch, their graphite gray,
and scholarly answers take the day.
I've...
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humor, friendship, school, student,
I've got Joe in hand - in Terry Fators voiceI have a plan
Yes it may be unconventional,
But as a fan
I assure you its success will be intentional.
Most of you may know me
My talent feted...
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Categories:
celebrity, funny, humor, parody,
tightropeI’m a tightrope walker, strung between
the hedonistic abyss of winter break and
the unforgiving canyon of organic chemistry.
The stack of spring syllabuses are a...
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humor, school, seasons, spring,
GradesIn numerology twelve has special meanings - they’re twelve days of Christmas, twelve months in a year, and Taylor Swift’s had twelve number-one albums. All...
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humor, best friend, education, holiday,
LifeIn life's grand play, we take the stage,
A comedy, a drama, an endless age.
From first breath's cry to the final bow,
A journey through moments, both...
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Categories:
humanity, humor, life,
Tools For StoolsPoop stuck in the hole
push to purge without success
Get me the vise grips!
Inspired by, I do do give credit to Jan Allison.
I hope this is...
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Categories:
humor, silly,
Coconut CoconutCoconut, coconut
Brown and hairy
Trying to crack you
Is bloody scary
Holding you gingerly
And fairly afraid
I set to with gusto
Wielding a blade
And once I...
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humor,
Why Programmers As Single As Told By the Programs ThemselvesIn the cages at the zoo they crowded around each other
A million milling from father to brother
All speaking in a babel a million languages
From clicks...
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Categories:
computer, humor, language, love,
Time Spent On RhymeWith all the time I spend on rhyme
in vain pursuit of beauty
I neglect to help my fellow man
...
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beauty, environment, humanity, humor,
The FlyNOTE: Some of you seemed to enjoy my stories from the past. Of course, posting this in the story folder is tantamount to burying it...
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Categories:
angst, humor,
The Ascension--with Rewrites(Author’s note: This poem is a humorous satire on how a modern media mentality would view the story of Christ’s Ascension.)
The Ascension (with Rewrites)
By Mark...
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Categories:
humor, jesus, miracle, mystery,
Interview With a Skipping StoneYou are challenging to keep up with
Mr. Stone,
Yep??
Was it difficult to lose weight
Since your rolling stone...
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humor,
MindbangWe’re shape-shifting, my roommates and I. Transitioning mentally from freshmen and sophomores (nobodies) into juniors (somebodies). We’ve been around, we’re not the new kids anymore....
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Categories:
feelings, growth, humor, school,
Sonny Won At Power-BallOh, have I ever got great news, Sonny!
What is it, my dearest darling honey?
You won at Power-ball
...
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Categories:
giggle, humor, money, success,
- They Say He's a Loser -Nothing lasts forever
He became weak from many falls
...
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Categories:
conflict, humor,