Sport Humor Poems
These Sport Humor poems are examples of Humor poems about Sport. These are the best examples of Humor Sport poems written by international poets.
spring springsWinter’s releasing us from its perpetually gray and gloomy grip.
Who can study in their room, on a beautiful spring afternoon?
Azaleas assail ya, with champagne petals...
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appreciation, color, humor, life,
My Morning Mix UpUpon opening the fridge this morning I found, to my great displeasure, that there was nary an egg to be found. Posthaste I marched...
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age, confusion, humor,
Buffalo WingsBuffalo wings, buffalo wings, buffalo wings
when I was young, just a boy
the skies overflowed with flying buffalo.
Take shelter for if...
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food, funny, humor, silly,
People and ClownsPeople and Clowns
People laugh at clowns
for entertainment and sport
because clowns are fools
who laugh at them in return
because they mimic people....
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humor, satire,
Marksmen ValentineTriggers are red,
barrels are blue.
Smith and Wesson
I love you!
Targets are set,
guns are sighted.
In my hand,
I get excited!
Bore snakes out
Hoppe’s too
be good to them
they’ll be good...
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humor, appreciation, care, dedication, feelings,
Saturn SaturdaysI’m bloom to consume more than a few words on this paper to presume/
I pick to pitter patter playing on a plum/
Planning a ploy on...
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humor, cool, crazy, creation, desire,
Maturity That MattersWho was such an arrogant p***k,
Turned out a sport, and double quick,
What was vulgarity
Turned into charity,
What was a faux pa, what a trick!
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Happenings...
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humor, world,
In Short-Cooking Is Not Her SportJoan’s spouse requests surf and turf.
Bob’s stature and beard - a smurf.
In short, she plays cute,
Puts on a wet suit.
She climbs iron board to surf.
Bob...
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humor,
Lucille's NicheLucille found a sport without a single hitch
A two-wheeler was definitely her niche
Until she lost her balance
Racing a scooter challenge
And landed in a water-filled drainage...
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fun, humor,
Sleep WalkingSomnambulism
Is kind of an art
Of walking through
A memory lane
In the middle of night
Waking up in sleep
Eyes shut stepping with so confidence
Walking in a memory lane
Conscious...
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humor, cute, desire, funny, hilarious,
The Jolly Good Sheepdogthe jolly good sheepdog
an english sheepdog from pocatello
is a chap quite chipper and mellow
he’s a bloody good sort
an old chum and good sport
I dare say...
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Categories:
dog, humorous,
My Four Year Old Son Is Sad He Can'T Do the Pole VaultOlympic stuff ain’t easy
I’ve false started many times
At the traffic lights
At meal times
Conversations in the office lounge area
And other events I’d rather not mention
Alright go...
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humor, humorous,
Monoku Monday - Aug 2021"Bits and Pieces III" Posted 1 Aug 2021
Pun Ishment
bread is like the sun it rises...
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humor,
String of HaikuWHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
Early morning gun
Sharp echo in countryside
Russet feathers fall.
LURE
Haunting siren song
Echoes through the morning mist
Sailor's nemesis.
MIDNIGHT DREAMS
Midnight dreams take hold
World impossibly real
Pinch...
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deep, humor, imagination,
Short MeasureA leprechaun fond of his sport
Took heed of each skill he was taught,
But hard as he tried
Success was denied
He'd always end up falling short!
12.03.21
Limericks In...
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Categories:
humor, word play,