People Humor Poems

My house is full of pets in each corner,

under the stove,

behind the fridge,

around the water heater.

Little grey bunnies made of dust,

so furry and made of...

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Smiling in the street while it thunders,

today is the day I let my mind go,

I turn my cap inside out,

climb up the trees to look...

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Boy I hope bad things happen
So I can complain about them.
That way i wont feel empty inside
And feel like I have a purpose 
And if...

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My humour can often be misunderstood
Though it's solely my attempt at lightening the mood
And putting a smile on everyone's face
No deeper, more sinister reason do...

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Bozo the clown is ready to begin,
in Cuba, Fidel Castro starts his reign.
Buddy Holly meets a horrible end,
Charles de Gaulle is back on top again.
...

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Do you know what it feels like when your dad leaves to go get the milk and comes back with a gun and some vengeance?
No?...

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Here's what I am going and willing to do 
Make a pinky promise and swear an oath 
unto both me and to you 
Then spend...

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Once there was back when
In the history of “then”
‘Fore the “be” began

In these days of yore
The people lived before, for
There was nothing more

‘Twas a different...

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It was just this morning.  That it was. 
At the table there sat only three.
There was Tux, the foam Linux penguin.
The others were my...

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Quote: A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else. By John Burroughs


Life has many ups...

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It’s monsoon season here in New Haven,
gone, are the banked, fluorescent colors of sunset.

This feeling hit me, like a rogue wave.
“We have to go out...

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These Limericks were written after playing a card game called Poo Pocalypse... don't ask or I'll blame it on Jan...lol


History recorded leaders in wars
Great men...

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Where I come from, Spring is so elusive;                 ...

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I just won a medal
I wasn’t in a war
I think it’s made of gold
I don’t know what it’s for.

I’m shocked at what it weighs.
They threw...

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Let’s have an election
Mr Putin bravely said
Sadly any opponents 
Seem to end up dead.
I want a democracy
Yet I’m accused of lying
But how can I help...

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