Mystery Humor Poems

In the land of the laundry room, a mystery does reside,
Of the missing sock that vanished, leaving its mate behind.
Was it a daring escape, a...

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He showed up dressed in black leather
Dates aren’t meant to last forever
     It wasn’t just fun  
   ...

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Was it last year, or yesterday?
Old Totem asks Taboo
Who ordered orchestra to play
Was it myself or you?
We never ever ordered that
Replied to this Taboo
But they...

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Where is mystery
On how Moses makes his tea?
We know, Hebrews it.

It won’t surprise me
If a cartoonist’s found dead 
And clues are sketchy.

I catch it the...

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Please read the rules above. Obey,
Lest you receive a quick “NA.”
So many fail to read my rules,
So many fail to heed them. Fools!

There’s quite a...

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From the unravelled and now exposed mystery 
Tales of leafy Nottinghamshire
And the dusty tatty books of  it's long history
Comes a tale 
You'd think it...

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*Been posting some heavy stuff lately. Time for a bit of levity.

"Hey babe, you're never gonna believe this. Crab fishing in Alaska has been cancelled...

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In the nursery rhyme Humpty Dumpty 
who or what he represents is still a mystery.
Some think he may in fact have been an egg
though this...

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'Twas the twilight of the year, a twinkling tiara,
December 31st, digits dancing dunes in the Sahara.
One, two, three, one, two, three, it's a prance,
A numerical...

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Shared enthusiastic curiosity
between two or more

May also become felt 
as mutually assured
active hope
we might make it through dinner
without seeking reparations
while digging our way
through emotionally deserted
dessert

Curiously...

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Let me be Frank.

I pulled up to the Stork Club in a bright Red Coupe Deville. I must admit I felt a bit of pride...

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“The mean gene”

The act of treating all living creatures like sh*t 

Is it a learnt behaviour

Or ….. are you born with it?...

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One minute he’s by you
Sitting on a chair
The next minute you look
He’s no longer there.
Every door is closed 
But he’s not to be found.
That confounded...

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In life's grand play, we take the stage,
A comedy, a drama, an endless age.
From first breath's cry to the final bow,
A journey through moments, both...

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A little ghost, chilled, sought some glee,
Slept wrapped beneath a tree, snug as can be.
The princess, at dawn's light,
In the garden so bright,
Found ice hidden...

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