Dedication Humor Poems

N...Noose
E...Especially overrated
C...Choker with pendulum
K...Known nuisance to many men
T...Tolerated by status quo
I...It spells discomfort
E...Evil symbol

*...

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I would like dark chocolate, but I need you
Cadbury alone won't do
I'll climb the Himalayan for you, because
When I'm with you, really with you
Grand Central...

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Marietta Georgia the beginning 
and the end of poetry soup as we 
knew it today we are swamped by ads
investors buying web domains inventing 
shenanigans...

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All
True
Goths
Covet
Lace
Vampires
Lightning
Spiders
Coffins
And
Poetry



*I wrote this poem on January 8, 2024, as part of a ’30 days of poetry’ January challenge. This was day 8 and the prompt...

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I have to ask of my good friend Jan
who lives far away on the isle of man
why on earth  you went for a silly...

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He grew one of them bushy mustaches
like Sam Elliot wears under his nose
Bought him some fancy duds from Cabela's
sure looked spiffy in his Buckaroo clothes

Alligator...

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I’d rather be a whistleblower
Fighting for the right
Then just another thistle grower
Plucking out of sight

A whistleblower blows to be
The keeper of our crimes
A thistle-mower painfully
Is...

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Triggers are red,
barrels are blue.
Smith and Wesson
I love you!

Targets are set,
guns are sighted.
In my hand,
I get excited!

Bore snakes out
Hoppe’s too
be good to them
they’ll be good...

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Photography & Comments by Rico Leffanta

Rico comments:
February 13, 2012  
Hula hands should tell the story, but who is watching her hands?
February 7, 2012 ...

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A bad man good heart 
Look at the mirror
Did you see that face there 
Am sure your recognize it 
It is yours
Yes is your resemblance
Yet...

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sagger maker’s bottom knocker from barnsley
one of the last of a now dead trade
famed for his skill and precision
where ever saggers had been made
forced to...

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There’s civic unrest in Neasden
Which has become a mini hell
The vapours from all those camels 
Has caused an awful fruity smell
The citizens are angry and...

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Haydn Aidan and Monica Reith
Made a pact to share false teeth
They did the same with pants and shoes
It saved the bother of having to choose
One...

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I swear my world was frozen
When my confidence was stolen.
I swear My vocal pipes were broken
While my purpose was offloading,

And painful it was,
that I was...

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Work
begins
at sunset; 
Life on third shift
midnight’s my mid day; 
Black out curtains 
at sunrise,
catching 
sleep....

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