Business Humor Poems
These Business Humor poems are examples of Humor poems about Business. These are the best examples of Humor Business poems written by international poets.
Critterature: A Fine BromanceA seahorse named Irv finally got up the nerve
To ask a starfish named Larry to marry him.
Said Larry, "Sure, swell, and it's high time as...
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animal, humor,
babbysittingI babysit the daughter (Ivy) of a doctor at the hospital where I volunteer, accumulating ‘clinical hours’ for my med school applications. According to my...
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child, fun, girl, humor,
Minding Other Peoples’ Affairs or BusinessesMinding other peoples’ affairs or businesses
Some villainous pundits or vile hyenas are the best
In simply doing just that, comrades. They ignore
Their own problems. They leave...
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humor, anti bullying, business, conflict,
Guaranteed Weight-Loss Program
Vast sums of money
enormous chunks of time
All spent on losing weight ~
...
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business, car, health, humor,
a letterI got a text from one of my professors yesterday saying, ‘Please stop by my office at 6 pm tomorrow.’ It didn’t say why. This...
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appreciation, humor, school, student,
25It’s Monday afternoon, the first day after Fall Break. Several of my suitemates are here, relaxing a bit before we hit the dining hall and...
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friendship, humor, perspective, school,
Hold the PhoneHold the phone, hold the freakin’ phone. Lisa’s got a boyfriend!
I’ve never seen Lisa with a boyfriend. Lisa draws men like fireworks on a dark...
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boyfriend, fashion, humor, money,
The PotionFirst, you need to mix the potion.
You must read the instructions very carefully
You don’t want to be summoning up any old witch.
So make sure it’s...
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halloween, hilarious, humor,
SurvivalLisa and I finally tested covid-free! When we saw our results, we began an impromptu dance that felt like levitation.
Although my covid case seemed much...
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humor, celebration, emotions, freedom, friendship,
A Witchs VavavavoomAs if the house had landed on a witch’s vavavavoom,
the door’s ajar, and my boy had alerted me…
surely tornadoes increase the velocity of speed
of a...
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humor, mother son,
OldiesI’m laughing this morning, spontaneously. We’re not studying any more. Our sophomore school year is over. I’m giddy, giggling, like a 9 year old on...
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humor, music, student, teen,
FellowshipsI’ve only been at my fellowship gig a week, but It’s official, I’m a candy-striper. Sort of, I wear a blue vest, not the old,...
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business, feelings, humor, life,
Warp SpeedHolidays go by quickly, as if they don’t want to hang around. My life seems to be happening at warp speed.
Lisa and I start our...
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humor, business, career, future, sister,
Hanging On To TraumaThere is this hypothesis
I unjustly
and perhaps traumatically
just made hard and patriarchally up
is not down
and retentatively not out
soon enough for healthy comings
and goings
A ridiculous...
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culture, health, humor, political,
A Man of Valor With TumorStill, somehow, a man of purest valor:
From nothing flees - please, add Hard Labor.
In labor finds his fun and ardor,
At home nose for wild beasts’...
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humor, business, celebrity, cry, health,