Humorous How I Feel Poems
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A Proven Fact
A Proven Fact
Miracle Man
4/19/2024
Politicians will lie,
to hold on to their power.
But in election years,
they’ve learned how to cower.
They couldn’t care less,
about the rank and file.
Though...
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how i feel, humorous,
Confessions Of A Youngster, At HeartI swore I’d never let myself get old
That time and I would always be...
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age, how i feel,
Clocking out of Chaos
I needed a job to pay the bills
not knowing what I was getting into.
A telemarketing company if you can believe
selling pieces of Titanic’s carpet...
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how i feel, abuse, anger, conflict, emotions,
Five Days of Telephonic HellFive days of hell
on the phone, selling lies
and pieces of the Titanic carpet.
A sinking ship of a company
with a captain who gropes and leers
and a...
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how i feel, abuse, anger, conflict, emotions,
Expired~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
sometimes
I feel like an expired carton of eggs,
like a library filled with books that no one reads anymore,
obsolete
like a carton of milk whose expiration...
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age, how i feel,
Grody to the Max
Oh, how I dread the horrid sight
of that nasty slop, what a wretched plight.
Its stench invades my twitching nose
I turn away, but my nausea grows....
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how i feel, feelings, food, how i
Zodiac Goth
All
True
Goths
Covet
Lace
Vampires
Lightning
Spiders
Coffins
And
Poetry
*I wrote this poem on January 8, 2024, as part of a ’30 days of poetry’ January challenge. This was day 8 and the prompt...
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how i feel, dark, gothic, how i
So many AdsHonestly I can only read a few and when
I do my creative thinking flies right out
the window from illness weight loss pills ...
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flower, how i feel,
Slice of Cake
Ever been treated like you’re a slice of cake?
By the kind of sleazy men that slither like a snake?
They’re not the type to give,...
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how i feel, courage, desire, for her,
Why Can'T My Mirror UnderstandWhy can’t my mirror understand
...
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age, how i feel,
Afternoon TeaIt was a day of jubilation when
The alligators came to tea
Though I didn’t quite like
The way they looked at me
A Jungle Jazz Combo played
Do Wap...
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how i feel, fantasy, fun, how i
Fretfully Aching To Feel Fit As a FiddleFretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle
After experiencing a severe,
albeit violent near lethal bout
of irritable bowel syndrome
(yesterday night August 30th, 2023)
triggered courtesy dulcolax caplets...
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how i feel, abuse, angst, anxiety, dad,
Term Limits
Term Limits
Would Drain The Swamp
Miracle Man
8/12/2023
Now draining the swamp
is a worthwhile topic,
Only those who could drain it
appear to be myopic.
I oft hear the catch phrase,
“It’s...
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how i feel, humorous,
bloblandanother
blob day
in a brainless land
another
brainless day
in a land of blobs
0
00
0000
we await
further
instructions...
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dark, how i feel,
On Very Wet Days I Feel So MiserableOut walking, and I need a leak
A toilet I urgently seek
There’s now’t but a bush
Oops I felt a whoosh
Wet panties - I don’t need to...
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how i feel, humorous,