Humorous Homework Poems

When I open your book of life,                  ...

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Early for school and for the bus line,                  ...

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I was in third grade when I heard a tale,               ...

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Seems a century ago I started teaching school
With Elementary children so difficult to fool,
They were bright and resilient and easily lead
Amazing the things that went...

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My Dad, a huge giver                    ...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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May I show you numbers

Math numbers to add now

Many to subtract from

My coins make me dollars

Mom help me with homework

Minds great and small count twice

Monday...

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Time


Do you know the rules of time? 
Well, it will take a while
Please wait for me to start
11:59 separates day from night 
Midnight is morning...

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Written on schoolwork
‘Boadicea didn't fight Martians’
Teacher was cruel

I was only about 8 years old and the teacher had actually written that phrase on my history...

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Numbness as I walk in halls
A heavy load in my hand I bear
Tome of the ancient past
Portrays a fog in my mind

Emptiness, void and vanity
As...

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A constant murmur,
with bickering voices
and occasional shriek of glee.
All when I'm trying to revise,
down in the library.



[written in 1988 - do they still have libraries...

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