Home » Poems » hockey » funny

Funny Hockey Poems

These Funny Hockey poems are examples of Hockey poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Hockey Funny poems written by international poets.

Stanley's Cup

There’s a poor hockey player named Rupp
And though ill equipped, never gave up
But while in the big game
His groin was the puck’s aim
He said, “No...

Read More

Categories: funny, hockey, humorous,

The Man and the Can - Moonshiner 44

Once a bald-headed man
was holding a can.
He tripped and went down
fell on his crown.
He had a massive sore
but was more than sorry
when he read this...

Read More

Categories: funny, hilarious, hockey,

School Day Hell

They called it school
I called it hell 
From the huge imposing prison like doors
To the doom like toll of the bell
Everyday the same
Running for the...

Read More

Categories: angst, education, funny, hockey,

A Threat To the Hockey Team

Each child has talents and Dee always loved to skate
One night at the lake she was called up to the plate
 
The high school hockey...

Read More

Categories: hockey, funny, high school, sports,