Prayer Hilarious Poems

In all my days here upon earth
from day one as I remember
I've stammered pre-school and beyond
and even joined its association member

But through all my time...

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Doggerel I or Nonsense Verse

A$$tronomical
by Michael R. Burch

Einstein, the frizzy-haired,
proved E equals MC squared.
Thus, all mass decreases
as activity ceases?
Not my mass, my a$$ declared!



Bible Libel
by...

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Today I hugged my tarantula I can’t believe I did
I don’t know what came over me I must have flipped my lid!
I thought that she...

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I enter the school with big wide eyes – shining bright!
Oops! My heart jumping with joy at my best friend’s sight.
Here, I begin my flight.

The...

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THE COPULATING BEES2
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I am Trump
Trump I be


That Trump you be
That Trump you be
I do not like you, Trump you be

Would you like me , here or there
Tanned...

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It was a Sunday
The reverend preached about faith
He spoke of Jesus walking on water
And peter failing to
Cause he had no faith

Now to cut it short,
I...

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If I can pull the sunset back to its hidden closet

Usher the storm in its concealed abode

And blanket the silhouette of sunrise before the tilting

Shadow...

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Bestow A Break

Anything will happen when we want it to
Should pray to God so it can come true
And wish will appear before each eye
As your...

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If there is a god in heaven
What is worth to achieve
With out a truth
For is it more profitable
If achievement is earn 
With a lie 
East,...

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