Food Hilarious Poems
These Food Hilarious poems are examples of Hilarious poems about Food. These are the best examples of Hilarious Food poems written by international poets.
Giraffe LaughLike, Yogi and Boo-Boo out on the trail.
With heads in the clouds it’s easy to smell
food; even that on the ground.
Three porridges...
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hilarious, adventure, africa, animal, fun,
Dabble DactylsI have invented a nonce nonsense form: the "dabble dactyl." A dabble dactyl starts out like a double dactyl, but forgets the rules and changes...
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giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous,
A Bad Poem About ChristmasXmas is here tonight
At midnight, what a night!
Let's write a bad poem about Christmas
Before the Midnight Mass
As we offer our best wishes to all on...
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hilarious, birth, celebration, child, christian,
Cataclysm: a Hooker StoryDestiny good Destiny bad
Destiny bring out the Best in Me Destiny know I ain't got a phone
She give me one call me incessantly
I met a...
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cat, crazy, funny, hilarious,
Is There Such a Thing As Too Many Crumpets Just a Bit of Fun1 crumpet. 2crumpet 3crumpet, 4
You no you shouldn't eat, a single crumpet more
Then there's crumpets 5, 6 then your at 7 crumpets more
Soon the...
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hilarious, child, children, fun, funny,
Keeping RabbitsKeeping rabbits
After the German army surrendered, life was tough
the army had employed many to do road work and
repairing bridges, the allies had bombed.
With freedom of...
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blessing, hilarious, humanity,
Hell At the Paradise Pizza ShoppeAll hell broke loose, when Jerry ran into John at the Paradise Pizza Shoppe...
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anger, food, hilarious, paradise,
Sweet LullabyFrom one scorned woman to another,
no need to ponder, here's an idea.
When he comes back home by 'noon,
prepare his favourite scrumptious food.
Mix the laxatives with...
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crazy, hilarious, Lullaby,
BodyobsessionBody obsession
Naked, I stood in front of the bathroom mirror
and asked are you sure this is you?
I’m a fat man with breasts and a big...
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anti bullying, hilarious, humor,
Amorous Food PoisoningDate fed me oysters with amorous intent
Food poisoning struck me, I heard his lament.
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hilarious, humor,
My Grimy GrillMy grimy grill,
Is really quite,
Summer’s delight,
And if used right,
Is very much a thrill.
It’s not just meat,
That’s off the hook,
For if you look,
You’ll see I cook,
My...
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food, fun, funny, hilarious,
Double LimericksThe Platypus: Double Limerick
by Michael R. Burch
The platypus, myopic,
is ungainly, not erotic.
His feet for bed
are over-webbed,
and what of his proboscis?
The platypus, though, is eager
although...
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hilarious, cheer up, fun, funny,
We Are PicklesWe are pickles-pickles...
We can hear the hungry whistles
Cause we are pickles-pickles...
The race to grab our jumbo green
We got many many pimples.
But we promise we are...
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hilarious, cute, dance, food, funny,
Some Politicians We Have Around HereBull activist,
stupid extremist,
proselyte of the kettle,
...
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extended metaphor, fun, hilarious,
One Million EarthsOne million Earths can fit inside the Sun
It's hurting my braino... that fact does stun
Enormously huge
For thought, that's food
Same number of brain cells as inside...
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hilarious,