Ballad Hilarious Poems

You know I had to
leave by 1:00.
I had a date with 
Somethang Special.
So I decided to
plow both sides of the 
ole circle feild
down by
Suttle's place.
i...

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The phone is chiming tring tring,
All visions are geared up to who is calling.
Who can it be? assumptions commenced,
A needy relative or a lost friend.

The...

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Stillness is the source where creativity does arise,
and shades of images become alive.
Melodious ripples taken form,
synchronizing the dark with visions to be born.
The frequency of...

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FEAR THE SQUEAK

Once when I can got angry. Just plain ticked off,
And when waiting the chance to speak.
For when I am steaming,
It was so demeaning,
When...

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We were making a tour across Europe
Stopped late down in Chalon-sur-Saône
Checked into the youth hostel after lights out
So I walked up the halls on my...

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Haeckel and Clyde were twins, you see
Not one much like the other
Doreeane gave birth to both
But each was his own brother

One lives in a mansion
Overlooking...

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In the dark years before Redemption
Sometime after DeLilah
Wars were fought on sacred ground
Only to defend

In the name of Louie the first
Certain battles did rage on
Hesekiah...

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McMar’s old man didn't like him much
But he never wondered why
All sorts of horrid demons
Could seen in the old man's eye

McMar’s own mother, Doreeane
Couldn’t wait...

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I get up early at the crack of dawn
Gotta see my babe ‘fore she’s dressed and gone
Daylight peekin thru the window blind
Me and that gal...

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Joseph Louie McMar
No one ever called him that
Except his dear sweet momma
She wrote it on his hat

Kinfolk called him Joe Louie
They never touched his hat
They...

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The story of Hezekiah Munny
Is one that’s really kind of funny

He married Olive Eo
First cousin to McMar
She didn’t have much money 
And she didn’t have...

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What do you mean it isn’t real
It was a winning ticket
And now all I can think to do
Is wonder where to stick it

A barcode and...

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On the eastern grade of the switcher yard, down at Medicine Hat 
There’s a tendency for cars to roll toward the Dunmore hill 
Back when...

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Driving through town in thoughts all my own,
when stopped at a traffic light awaiting my turn,
It suddenly occurs to me as if never before,
the dance...

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I better take my trombone lessons serious
Not for fun or fame, neither for leisure
A prophesy I wish to help see light from the Bible
“At the...

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