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Art Hilarious Poems

These Art Hilarious poems are examples of Hilarious poems about Art. These are the best examples of Hilarious Art poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Never Be Blue If You Can Be Cyan
I have to ask of my good friend Jan
who lives far away on the isle of man
why on earth  you went for a silly...

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Categories: appreciation, art, dedication, hilarious,



Not Cut Out For the Ninja Life
Seen in the movies, swishing swords about,
Those Ninja fighters make you want to run,
Hiding in shadows, jumping in and out,
Would challenge me: my Ninja skills...

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© John Blake  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: crazy, england, funny, hilarious,

The Washing Machine
The Washing Machine

Trembling, writhing in pleasure!
Upon which arouses without measure,
As it was, as it were,
The washing machine, upon which sits thy mother!
Behold! A sight unforetold!
This...

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Categories: hilarious, home, horror, humor,

Premium Member Aspiring Alliteration Completed 2-28-23
All answers affect aspirations
By belittling bygone barbarizations
Constantly criticizing correlations
Defined dumbfounded dictations
Edicts evaporate everyone's expectations
Foregone frustrations failed flirtations
Gone great grace giving generations
Harmonies have harmonious hesitations
Impotence influences...

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Categories: hilarious, art, beautiful, creation, extended

Premium Member My Confession One Updated
When I was a child I spoke as a Child!   
 As a StoryTeller things changed, and I still speak as a child
A...

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Categories: hilarious, appreciation, art, business, care,



The Wise Tool
Consideration isn't only of school
When iterating issues to being fool...

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Categories: hilarious, abuse, art, drug, high

Never Walk Alone
Im short of words
Yummy liver in the pot's pool
Feeds astonished Aston in its villa 
Dating back to 2017 heavy loss 

Was it the power of...

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Categories: hilarious, art, crazy, england, fantasy,

Childhood's Dream
At every turn in time, I wish to live the best dream 
The best wish everyone could have
That caress the precious grace per luck 
Which...

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Categories: hilarious, age, art, dream, future,

Funny Wishes
Climb and jump trees, thou fish. 
Swim with your fins, thou monkey. 
Is a great fun to have such wish! 
How time turned up risk...

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Categories: hilarious, art, change, cheer up,

Premium Member Beautician Stops Combing
The beautician frowns in the mirror.
She stops combing.
I think she has found a tick.
I get them frequently. I live in the country.

Why would you have...

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Categories: art, hilarious,

Make a Difference
If I marry just one young perky lady, it won’t make a difference. 
But if I marry one young perky lady after one young perky...

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Categories: hilarious, 1st grade, appreciation, art,

Lost Poem
Kelogb (6-7-6)

It becomes sun to hue 
Faded lyrics to muse too
Poem which is lost in blue...

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Categories: hilarious, art, blue, books, divorce,

Rigid Ego
Wickedness can be use for rapists 
But what will one attach to plagiarists?...

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Categories: art, betrayal, hilarious, pollution,

Men Morning Tease
Like seriously I wish every morning 
Doesn't fake men naturally horny 
For every sure dawn's smile 
Should adore its own style
Setting their pricks' structures really...

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Categories: hilarious, 1st grade, art, boy,

Youths Cagy Wish
I have a secret:
A very unbelievable one. 
It is a world of beauty in discreet, 
I do perceive is filled with fun. 

Why do I...

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Categories: hilarious, age, art, desire, destiny,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things