Angst Hilarious Poems

Have you ever been forgetful
When you're busy with a lot on your mind
As I do from time to time
Or just like me a scatterbrain

Like talking...

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Oh say can you see
By the dawn's early light
The bags in my eyes
For I can't sleep through the night
I've been working to death 
And I...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Heaven offers tickets to any citizen
           Adhering to good behaviour, as Richard
   ...

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Do you have to work hard to maintain it?
You've held the title strong for years.
Is it a natural born talent or acquired?
Did it come with...

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Hip hip hurray it’s our Christmas soirée
With Georgia and Mark and Hugh and Ray
This is the only time we meet
To kiss and hug and meet...

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I'm a Zombie girl...In a Barbie world.
My body bag is plastic...It's fantastic!
I creep at night...In the moonlight.
My scars do gleam...I'll make you scream!
My skin is...

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Malaise is a Feeling like Trump

Malaise is just feeling; you're feeling it too?
So many seem troubled, don't know what to do.
But knee-jerk reactors can't pass...

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I am a spider living in the shadows 
Seven Generations from Charlotte 
Here I stand in the corner 
In the midst of the Shadows of...

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I've not just got a bee in my bonnet
No I have a swarm
My temper has gone through the roof
My face as red as a robin
Cheeks...

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too late tonight
for a tinsy winsy poem
no rhymes, no words
deep and warm under the rugs
blah blah blah all the fake people.
I close the curtains on...

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Cabbage cabbage cabbage
it seems to have become a habit
Whenever I go for a meal
At someone's house
They must think that I'm a rabbit.!

I sure hate the...

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What's the point of Dr. Dishwater? 
Well, what's the point of anything? 
The only thing that appears 
to have a concrete purpose 
is my car...

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An insane System by any other name
Should still be considered simply insane

A prison by any other name
Could well be the throne 
Of a primitivist's brain

A...

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"Knock-Knock!" - Who's there?

"Knock on would!" - Knock on wood who?

"Who the hell would ever knock on wood?!"
"What are ya some kinda unbelievable idgit?!"
"May I...

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