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Funny Heights Poems

These Funny Heights poems are examples of Heights poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Heights Funny poems written by international poets.

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AGENT BROWN: HELLO THIS IS AGANT BROWN AND THAT DARK PLACE IS RETURNING AGAIN...

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Categories: heights, america, analogy, anxiety, mental

Except

I like the dark,

The unseen, unknown, the scary,

Except for heights, that you can keep away from me.

 

I like mystery, 

The clues, scenes, the possibilities,

Just...

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Categories: heights, adventure, boat, car, dark,

De'Ja Vu - Wuthering Heights - 2nd Half

Here's the deal...
   This is, as indicated, the 2nd HALF of this poem. Due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations, this piece had to...

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Categories: heights, betrayal, funny, humor, lost

Shaky Heights

A foreman for the city does reap
Lots of overtime and a city heap
The streets covered with snow
My heap’s heater says “no”
I just long for that...

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Categories: heights, city, funny, work,

Soaring To Great Heights

I look up at them with a frightful awe of a stare
How the, does a chunk of metal float up there?
With a hundred or more...

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Categories: heights, funny