Dad Hair Poems

Drowning in my own existence
Hating life 
But the ultimate passion
I had to have
No, I am not the problem
I won’t let you take my breath away
I...

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Once again
my partner didn’t do their part
In science lab
I was alone again 
But you took his place
You were smart
You were handsome
You got me the “A”
You...

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"Got your fluff again"
(for purpose of this poem
pronounce last word uh gain).

The missus uttered
aforementioned phrase
as she pulled a clump of my hair
from out the clogged...

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I miss the sound of your voice
I miss having my phone on charge
to keep speaking to you for hours
I miss the video calls we'd have
that...

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Hey! Your hair is sticking up!
This news flash is from a seven-year-old.
I know, I tell him. It’s Dad hair.
I can’t do anything with it.
I have...

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My dear brother Butch,

Hair are the highlights of my week:
I got a job at the Hairway to Heaven salon!
Our motto: "We color your hair or...

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Earlier today April 4th, 2022,
which supersedes bald faced headlines 
pointing finger and 
Putin blame for Bucha killings
squarely on head & shoulders
of Russian autocrat, née
yours truly...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Dad, I'm dating a girl with gorgeous blond hair
   Wonderful. Now what kind of mask does she wear...

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A HAIRY MESS

Oh they were the days
When treading the stage of life,
That as a ‘billy-lid’ a curly crop did reside
And father did his rendition as...

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When I was young, my hair was blond
and my Mom even kept some locks
saved from a buzzcut when Dad came
home from overseas. They are long...

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when june was a little girl

her only hair had a curl

jeweler dad dismayed

this crown so sad displayed

so he fastened on a pearl....

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The black ones I got from my mother,
The glamourpuss Welsh princess;
The red ones came from my dad,
The freckled Irish redbeard;
The blonde ones were mine as...

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Dedicated to the picture on my sisters fridge 

I have only ever seen photographs of you as a young lad 
Because I only ever knew...

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Hillary and Hair Horn Haiku

With you secret I should share
Hillary and messed up hair
More she must take care.

Looks like she just got 
out of the...

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