Food Girlfriend Poems

Dating’s so dated
He lately related
From a date he dated 
Who arrived belated
Named Candy Dayt
A mate candidate?
Who on their first date
Ate eighty eight dates
Straight out of...

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Many years ago,
girls wore girdles.
The tight uncomfortable things,
they held one in tight.
One summer's night,
I snuck my girlfriend out.
We were off on a double date,
a night...

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My girlfriend's coming over
And I'm looking to impress
Thought I'd whip us up some dinner
So there's no time to regress

I drove a couple of miles
To the...

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too original to accept flowers
your love tank fills by the hour 
'tis I, the wonder of your dreams
confessing to a bed of such steams. 
You,...

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As the hourglass grains of our life do fall
A million more days like the last your only request
For you i'd spend those days in the...

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Locked in between these four walls but somehow some way you manage to see right through them 
My baggage isn't left at the door because...

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Gliding barefoot and earthbound
digging her lavender painted toenails
through soft blades in hues of watermelon green. 
He’s there watching her with aquamarine eyes
and a hint of...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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A beetle races from its deep hiding
To gather more food for the morning!
Amidst its fields of fruits and bananas,
In the open plains of African savanna.

A...

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SHE SAID YES
It was one June night when I first laid my eyes on you. At the coffee shop you were talking and I was...

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Mr. Carrot, the talking morning alarm clock making waking up fun. 
His loud chimes would shake the ground and woods and wake up the church...

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why
I got
101 hacks 
why I shouldn't   
take you back 

Hook: just give me a moment 
and I'll tell you why
(she just slams the...

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Here are some simple steps to make sure you can’t
Possibly mess up your very own lavender plant.
 
Step one:
The Lavender needs good music
many hours a...

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May I take your order, please:


I want two double cheeseburgers,
and a large side of fries
Plus, two chocolate milkshakes
with vanilla latte eyes

We’re celebrating today,
me and my...

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"TCHAIKOVSKY'S OVERTURE"


I watch her paint the lions under the trees
I listened to her sing the glory of love
I seen her playing on the frozen lake...

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