Dog Girlfriend Poems

It doesn't matter if it's green or blue
All that matters is that I have you
Black or white, red or yellow
Whatever it takes to be your...

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An anticlimactic sexual event...

with Barb Black née Beebee
to help set the ghost
of little Willy Brandt free
(a non German, but germane fellow  
courtesy Craigslist classified
personals...

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Shirley girl it’s been a thrill
Let me introduce you to Bill
He has a dog called Jet
He’s a solid bet
You’re dumping me after an hour
One hour
Sixty...

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Dave's nuts 'bout his girlfriend, Sandra McSpark
She doesn't bite much, but Man! - Can she bark!
   She's got the sexiest growls
  ...

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There were half a dozen people in the tavern when it happened, and most of  us were sober so we'll swear to what we...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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With bated breath I’m on an exciting ride,
my head is out of the car’s open window.
As white sedan passes the greenery on roadside,
leave behind the...

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I want to write to you,                                       ...

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she pips in fear for lateness like her peers,

hauteur cloaked with reticence,

her-boo-boo-vague, though walled around and palpable

official Narcissist disguised in rude affronts

Bravado of naughtiness in...

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they say that butterflies can fly at twelve miles per hour, but i can feel them rattling around inside me, 
like a dog off leash,...

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Inside A ‘72 Econoline

This old green van has a musty smell to it,
Like a pair of sweaty rancid socks
Mixed with half-empty beer cans.
It’s a banged...

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Michelle`s cat is 19 years old.
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Listen up and be aware
when you have yourself a dog
A pooch don't care if you dare
to just sit there like a log

When you two go...

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There was a boy and his name was Nick.
He caught a virus and now he's sick.
He can't go to church and he can't go to...

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She’d say jump and him how high
Should have bought a lead I’d say
If only they’d let sleeping dogs lie
But an unusual breed he won’t stray

When...

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